1 00:00:00,417 --> 00:00:05,166 ♪ As long as you are by my side ♪ 2 00:00:05,208 --> 00:00:07,375 ♪ All along way ♪ 3 00:00:07,417 --> 00:00:09,667 (light indie rock) 4 00:00:09,709 --> 00:00:13,917 ♪ As long as you are in my eye ♪ 5 00:00:13,959 --> 00:00:17,208 ♪ I can see it through ♪ 6 00:00:19,750 --> 00:00:21,000 - Good morning. 7 00:00:22,333 --> 00:00:23,583 - Good morning. 8 00:00:26,583 --> 00:00:29,333 - Let's just stay in bed all day. 9 00:00:32,125 --> 00:00:33,291 - I have work. 10 00:00:34,291 --> 00:00:35,792 - So call in sick. 11 00:00:37,500 --> 00:00:39,417 Last night was amazing. 12 00:00:41,709 --> 00:00:42,709 Please, Cam. 13 00:00:45,333 --> 00:00:46,500 - If you insist. 14 00:00:46,542 --> 00:00:50,249 (light indie rock continuing) 15 00:00:50,291 --> 00:00:51,291 - Thank you. 16 00:00:52,208 --> 00:00:54,875 - I love you, Diane Jardine. 17 00:00:54,917 --> 00:00:58,500 ♪ As much as I've done for you ♪ 18 00:00:58,542 --> 00:01:03,542 (Cameron giggling) ♪ There's more I'll do ♪ 19 00:01:04,001 --> 00:01:05,416 ♪ As much as I-♪ (Cameron gasps) 20 00:01:05,458 --> 00:01:08,208 (birds chirping) 21 00:01:14,500 --> 00:01:15,417 Sup. 22 00:01:17,917 --> 00:01:20,583 - Son, we need to talk about your plans after summer. 23 00:01:22,834 --> 00:01:24,333 - Dad, it's June. 24 00:01:24,375 --> 00:01:26,166 - That's what you said last year. 25 00:01:26,208 --> 00:01:28,291 You wanted a gap year, remember? 26 00:01:28,333 --> 00:01:29,958 Well, the gap is over. 27 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:32,458 It's time to get school on your radar. 28 00:01:32,500 --> 00:01:33,333 - Honey. 29 00:01:34,750 --> 00:01:39,375 - Yeah, well, I don't know what I wanna do, so, 30 00:01:40,709 --> 00:01:43,458 why go to just go? 31 00:01:44,458 --> 00:01:48,249 - There's more to life than just those toys upstairs. 32 00:01:48,291 --> 00:01:49,750 - Collectibles. - What? 33 00:01:49,792 --> 00:01:51,375 - They're collectibles. 34 00:01:52,250 --> 00:01:53,458 - Not toys. - Honey, 35 00:01:53,500 --> 00:01:56,166 it's the first week of summer, give him a break. 36 00:01:56,208 --> 00:01:58,125 - Yeah, gimme a break. 37 00:02:00,542 --> 00:02:02,291 - I'll give you a break. 38 00:02:02,333 --> 00:02:05,958 In three weeks, you need to come back and have an idea, 39 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:09,458 a hint, a possibility about something 40 00:02:09,500 --> 00:02:11,625 that you want to do in the future, okay? 41 00:02:11,667 --> 00:02:13,583 (Cameron sighs) 42 00:02:13,625 --> 00:02:16,125 - Fine, I'm late for work. 43 00:02:18,834 --> 00:02:20,625 - Just a coke? 44 00:02:20,667 --> 00:02:22,750 That's not breakfast. 45 00:02:22,792 --> 00:02:24,041 - See ya tonight, Mom. 46 00:02:25,583 --> 00:02:26,541 (door clicks) 47 00:02:26,583 --> 00:02:28,667 - You have to talk to Cameron about his diet. 48 00:02:28,709 --> 00:02:30,542 There is no food in his food. 49 00:02:31,667 --> 00:02:34,125 - Add it to the list, sweetheart. 50 00:02:35,041 --> 00:02:38,041 (upbeat rock music) 51 00:02:49,917 --> 00:02:53,041 ♪ Move through me ♪ 52 00:02:53,083 --> 00:02:56,750 ♪ And feel what I've been told ♪ 53 00:02:56,792 --> 00:02:59,125 ♪ See a way ♪ 54 00:03:00,083 --> 00:03:03,083 (lyrics indistinct) 55 00:03:03,959 --> 00:03:06,625 ♪ Move through me ♪ 56 00:03:06,667 --> 00:03:10,208 ♪ And feel what I've been told ♪ 57 00:03:10,250 --> 00:03:12,583 ♪ See a way ♪ 58 00:03:13,792 --> 00:03:16,208 (lyrics indistinct) 59 00:03:16,250 --> 00:03:17,625 - You're late. 60 00:03:17,667 --> 00:03:18,625 - 10 minutes early. 61 00:03:20,750 --> 00:03:22,124 (Lenny sighs) 62 00:03:22,166 --> 00:03:23,500 - I need you to close tonight. 63 00:03:23,542 --> 00:03:26,166 - Nope, can't. - Why? 64 00:03:26,208 --> 00:03:27,041 - I have a date. 65 00:03:29,583 --> 00:03:31,583 - No, seriously, I need you to close. 66 00:03:31,625 --> 00:03:33,875 - No, seriously, I have a date. 67 00:03:33,917 --> 00:03:35,166 - With who? 68 00:03:35,208 --> 00:03:36,875 - You wouldn't know her. 69 00:03:36,917 --> 00:03:39,583 - Yeah, well, I don't know any of your made-up friends. 70 00:03:39,625 --> 00:03:42,041 - Yeah, her name is Diane. 71 00:03:42,083 --> 00:03:43,834 - Diane what? - Jardine. 72 00:03:45,625 --> 00:03:48,083 - There is no way that you have a date with Diane Jardine. 73 00:03:48,125 --> 00:03:49,166 - How do you know her? 74 00:03:49,208 --> 00:03:50,458 - She applied here a few years ago. 75 00:03:50,500 --> 00:03:51,792 - Here? 76 00:03:51,834 --> 00:03:54,750 - Yeah, and there's no way that she even knows your name. 77 00:03:56,000 --> 00:03:58,000 - I don't care if you believe me or not. 78 00:04:02,500 --> 00:04:04,917 - Bring her here tonight. 79 00:04:04,959 --> 00:04:07,083 - I'm not bringing her here. 80 00:04:07,125 --> 00:04:08,750 - That's 'cause there is no date. 81 00:04:09,625 --> 00:04:10,792 - Wait, who has a date? 82 00:04:11,834 --> 00:04:14,750 - Cameron here thinks he's got a date with Diane Jardine. 83 00:04:17,041 --> 00:04:18,375 - Oh. 84 00:04:18,417 --> 00:04:20,583 - I want photographic proof. 85 00:04:20,625 --> 00:04:24,958 - No, I don't care if you believe me or not. 86 00:04:25,000 --> 00:04:26,249 - That's 'cause the only date you have 87 00:04:26,291 --> 00:04:28,250 is with a sock, wank boy. 88 00:04:32,750 --> 00:04:35,999 - Pew, pew, (mimics explosion) 89 00:04:36,041 --> 00:04:38,917 (Liz chuckles) 90 00:04:38,959 --> 00:04:41,625 (ominous music) 91 00:04:45,917 --> 00:04:48,583 (door creaking) 92 00:04:49,750 --> 00:04:51,125 Thanks for that, by the way. 93 00:04:53,750 --> 00:04:54,709 - For what? 94 00:04:55,792 --> 00:04:57,166 - He's making me close. 95 00:04:58,125 --> 00:05:00,291 - Oh, well, you opened, so tell him no. 96 00:05:02,583 --> 00:05:05,834 - Hey, um, are you really going out with Diane Jardine? 97 00:05:06,875 --> 00:05:10,416 - Yeah, why doesn't anyone believe me? 98 00:05:10,458 --> 00:05:13,041 - Well, I mean, she's like... 99 00:05:14,083 --> 00:05:16,917 Her and you're you. 100 00:05:16,959 --> 00:05:19,625 Which, which is fine, which is fine. 101 00:05:20,583 --> 00:05:22,458 Well, how do you even know her? 102 00:05:23,750 --> 00:05:25,792 - We're friends. - Really? 103 00:05:26,625 --> 00:05:27,999 - Yeah, I was the first person she called 104 00:05:28,041 --> 00:05:29,583 when she got back from college. 105 00:05:31,709 --> 00:05:33,458 - Oh, she called you. 106 00:05:35,417 --> 00:05:36,792 - Well, she sent me a text. 107 00:05:37,875 --> 00:05:40,834 - Well, how do you know you were the first? 108 00:05:50,125 --> 00:05:54,458 Well, you know, if you need me, I'll be here, closing alone. 109 00:05:56,166 --> 00:05:59,166 (upbeat indie rock) 110 00:06:07,166 --> 00:06:10,792 ♪ There's no one quite like you ♪ 111 00:06:10,834 --> 00:06:14,667 ♪ No one makes me feel like you do ♪ 112 00:06:14,709 --> 00:06:18,333 ♪ Just a look in your eyes, smile on your face ♪ 113 00:06:18,375 --> 00:06:22,458 ♪ No one makes me feel that way ♪ 114 00:06:42,291 --> 00:06:44,792 (soft music) 115 00:06:49,417 --> 00:06:52,417 (smooth rock music) 116 00:06:54,000 --> 00:06:56,041 ♪ Uh, yeah ♪ 117 00:06:56,083 --> 00:06:58,291 - What are you looking at? - Nothing. 118 00:07:00,458 --> 00:07:02,708 - You taking pictures of Diane? 119 00:07:02,750 --> 00:07:04,125 - No, no, I wasn't. 120 00:07:05,083 --> 00:07:06,958 - I saw you, you're a perv. 121 00:07:07,000 --> 00:07:10,416 - Whoa, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. 122 00:07:10,458 --> 00:07:12,208 What the hell is going on? 123 00:07:12,250 --> 00:07:13,833 - He's taking photos of you. 124 00:07:13,875 --> 00:07:14,667 - Cam? 125 00:07:14,709 --> 00:07:17,583 - No, no, I wasn't taking pictures, I was texting you. 126 00:07:17,625 --> 00:07:20,792 - Right, I saw him, he's perv. 127 00:07:20,834 --> 00:07:21,750 - I can show you. 128 00:07:25,750 --> 00:07:27,750 (car rustling) 129 00:07:27,792 --> 00:07:32,792 (glass shatters) Oh! 130 00:07:47,834 --> 00:07:48,667 It's ruined. 131 00:07:50,125 --> 00:07:51,667 - Why was your phone in the street? 132 00:07:51,709 --> 00:07:54,124 - Well, he threw it. - Chad. 133 00:07:54,166 --> 00:07:57,333 - Was protecting you from the little creep. 134 00:07:57,375 --> 00:07:58,917 - Know what, just go home. 135 00:07:59,875 --> 00:08:00,709 - Whatever. 136 00:08:02,333 --> 00:08:03,166 - Perv. 137 00:08:04,250 --> 00:08:05,083 Later, Diane. 138 00:08:11,667 --> 00:08:13,333 - Were you taking pictures of me? 139 00:08:15,000 --> 00:08:16,917 - No, why would I want a photo of you? 140 00:08:19,542 --> 00:08:22,291 (sighs) My god, this is... 141 00:08:22,333 --> 00:08:24,750 (soft music) 142 00:08:40,750 --> 00:08:43,166 (soft music) 143 00:08:46,667 --> 00:08:51,667 (crickets chirping) (soft music continuing) 144 00:08:52,166 --> 00:08:55,583 (smooth synthwave music) 145 00:09:01,834 --> 00:09:04,625 (light switch clicks) 146 00:09:04,667 --> 00:09:09,000 (smooth synthwave music continuing) 147 00:09:20,458 --> 00:09:22,541 (door clatters) (light switch clicks) 148 00:09:22,583 --> 00:09:24,416 - I said dinner's ready. 149 00:09:24,458 --> 00:09:28,166 (crickets chirping) 150 00:09:28,208 --> 00:09:30,000 Why are you sitting in the dark? 151 00:09:31,667 --> 00:09:34,792 - You're always complaining about the electric bill. 152 00:09:34,834 --> 00:09:36,041 I'm just doing my part. 153 00:09:37,917 --> 00:09:40,625 - Oh, well, thank you. 154 00:09:43,542 --> 00:09:44,583 Wash your hands. 155 00:09:48,959 --> 00:09:51,458 (door clicks) 156 00:09:52,709 --> 00:09:57,709 (door clicks) (light switch clicks) 157 00:09:59,917 --> 00:10:02,208 (crickets chirping continuing) 158 00:10:02,250 --> 00:10:03,917 (chilling music) 159 00:10:03,959 --> 00:10:04,875 - Oh, shit. 160 00:10:06,959 --> 00:10:09,959 (crickets chirping) 161 00:10:13,750 --> 00:10:17,041 Um, what is that? 162 00:10:17,083 --> 00:10:18,834 - You need to start eating better. 163 00:10:20,875 --> 00:10:22,750 - Where's my normal food? 164 00:10:22,792 --> 00:10:24,500 (Carol sighs) 165 00:10:24,542 --> 00:10:27,709 (silverware clinking) 166 00:10:30,041 --> 00:10:31,458 Just say it. 167 00:10:31,500 --> 00:10:35,083 - I am not buying you another phone. 168 00:10:35,125 --> 00:10:35,958 (Cameron mumbles) 169 00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:38,458 - It wasn't his fault this time, dear. 170 00:10:38,500 --> 00:10:42,583 - He should have punched that kid in the face, bam! 171 00:10:42,625 --> 00:10:45,958 That dickhead has been tormenting you for three years. 172 00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:49,541 Just once I'd like to see you stand up for yourself. 173 00:10:49,583 --> 00:10:52,500 - Violence is never the answer. 174 00:10:52,542 --> 00:10:54,249 - And bullies will always be bullies 175 00:10:54,291 --> 00:10:58,041 until somebody stands up to 'em, that's life. 176 00:10:59,500 --> 00:11:01,541 Anything you wanna add to this? 177 00:11:01,583 --> 00:11:02,709 - Um... 178 00:11:05,000 --> 00:11:07,291 (doorbell rings) I'll get it. 179 00:11:07,333 --> 00:11:09,834 (Carol sighs) 180 00:11:15,083 --> 00:11:16,999 (chilling music) 181 00:11:17,041 --> 00:11:19,667 Oh shit, oh shit, oh, shit, 182 00:11:19,709 --> 00:11:21,583 oh shit. (doorbell rings) 183 00:11:21,625 --> 00:11:23,667 - [Hunter] You gonna get that? 184 00:11:23,709 --> 00:11:26,833 (ominous music) 185 00:11:26,875 --> 00:11:29,625 (Cameron groans) 186 00:11:39,875 --> 00:11:42,416 - Hi. - Hi. 187 00:11:42,458 --> 00:11:45,458 (crickets chirping) 188 00:11:47,375 --> 00:11:50,041 Did you see someone standing here when you walked up? 189 00:11:51,041 --> 00:11:51,875 - No. 190 00:11:53,208 --> 00:11:54,041 - What's up? 191 00:11:58,500 --> 00:11:59,333 Ah. 192 00:12:00,542 --> 00:12:03,500 - Do you still wanna get some pizza? 193 00:12:03,542 --> 00:12:05,999 - Yeah, yeah. - Yeah? 194 00:12:06,041 --> 00:12:08,001 Okay, let's go. 195 00:12:14,041 --> 00:12:16,291 (upbeat rock music) 196 00:12:16,333 --> 00:12:18,541 ♪ I don't wanna hear ♪ 197 00:12:18,583 --> 00:12:20,541 ♪ Your bitchin' in my ear ♪ 198 00:12:20,583 --> 00:12:21,458 - What? 199 00:12:21,500 --> 00:12:24,833 ♪ I don't wanna hear you ♪ 200 00:12:24,875 --> 00:12:27,500 ♪ Da-da-da-don't, da-da-da-don't ♪ 201 00:12:27,542 --> 00:12:30,166 ♪ Say that I can't make it alone ♪ 202 00:12:30,208 --> 00:12:32,875 ♪ 'Cause I can do it on my own ♪ 203 00:12:32,917 --> 00:12:35,249 (music muffling) (Cameron chuckles) 204 00:12:35,291 --> 00:12:37,333 - Is your phone totally broken? 205 00:12:38,458 --> 00:12:40,083 - It's crushed. 206 00:12:40,125 --> 00:12:43,833 - I'm sorry, I'm really sorry I doubted you too. 207 00:12:43,875 --> 00:12:45,208 You've already seen me naked twice. 208 00:12:45,250 --> 00:12:48,041 Why would you need pictures of me in a bikini? 209 00:12:48,083 --> 00:12:49,542 - When have I seen you naked? 210 00:12:50,542 --> 00:12:51,667 - When we went to the quarry, 211 00:12:51,709 --> 00:12:52,750 when I jumped off the rock 212 00:12:52,792 --> 00:12:55,416 and then when I came up, my top was missing 213 00:12:55,458 --> 00:12:57,000 and I totally saw you staring. 214 00:12:58,667 --> 00:13:00,041 Just like you're doing now. 215 00:13:01,750 --> 00:13:03,083 - I didn't see anything. 216 00:13:04,333 --> 00:13:05,542 And I gave you my shirt, 217 00:13:06,625 --> 00:13:08,375 which you still haven't given back. 218 00:13:09,250 --> 00:13:11,333 - Okay, fine, you get a pass on that one. 219 00:13:13,417 --> 00:13:15,458 - When was the second time? 220 00:13:15,500 --> 00:13:17,792 - It was last summer, you really don't remember? 221 00:13:17,834 --> 00:13:22,834 (muffling rock music) (door chimes clinking) 222 00:13:23,875 --> 00:13:24,917 Oh, shit. 223 00:13:26,417 --> 00:13:28,708 - It's okay, you don't have to tell me. 224 00:13:28,750 --> 00:13:29,792 - No, look who just came in. - Just came out the other side 225 00:13:29,834 --> 00:13:31,750 and it's just it's not like anything 226 00:13:31,792 --> 00:13:33,124 when you get in that environment, you know? 227 00:13:33,166 --> 00:13:34,708 It's just... Oh, hey, Martin! 228 00:13:34,750 --> 00:13:35,999 - Cameron, what are you doing? 229 00:13:36,041 --> 00:13:37,583 - I'll be right back. - Cool, bud. 230 00:13:37,625 --> 00:13:38,833 - What? - What are you doing? 231 00:13:38,875 --> 00:13:40,959 - We're friends, I tutored him in geometry. 232 00:13:41,001 --> 00:13:42,833 - No, he's not, no- 233 00:13:42,875 --> 00:13:44,125 - Hey, Cameron. 234 00:13:48,166 --> 00:13:50,917 Uh... 235 00:13:50,959 --> 00:13:51,792 - Hi, Martin. 236 00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:54,583 - Oh, hi. 237 00:13:54,625 --> 00:13:59,625 Um, so, you know, may-maybe just... 238 00:14:01,166 --> 00:14:02,041 Uh... 239 00:14:04,001 --> 00:14:08,333 Um, I-I, I gotta go. 240 00:14:09,792 --> 00:14:11,999 (Cameron laughs) 241 00:14:12,041 --> 00:14:14,333 - What was that? 242 00:14:14,375 --> 00:14:16,917 (car keys rattling) - Thanks a lot, Cameron. 243 00:14:16,959 --> 00:14:18,834 - What? 244 00:14:19,875 --> 00:14:21,041 -What'd I do? 245 00:14:21,917 --> 00:14:24,083 (rock music muffling) 246 00:14:26,166 --> 00:14:28,124 (car humming) 247 00:14:28,166 --> 00:14:30,583 (soft music) 248 00:14:47,208 --> 00:14:49,750 (brake clicks) (ignition clicks) 249 00:14:49,792 --> 00:14:52,792 (crickets chirping) 250 00:14:54,875 --> 00:14:56,041 You gotta fill me in. 251 00:15:02,208 --> 00:15:03,709 - I'll see you tomorrow, okay? 252 00:15:07,083 --> 00:15:07,917 - Okay. 253 00:15:14,417 --> 00:15:17,041 (car door shuts) 254 00:15:17,083 --> 00:15:19,041 (seatbelt clicks) 255 00:15:19,083 --> 00:15:22,541 (crickets chirping continuing) 256 00:15:22,583 --> 00:15:23,542 - He stood me up. 257 00:15:25,875 --> 00:15:27,500 Do you remember our senior prom? 258 00:15:28,750 --> 00:15:30,833 One where Becky Sniderman thought it would be a great idea 259 00:15:30,875 --> 00:15:32,667 if the girls asked the guys instead? 260 00:15:33,542 --> 00:15:35,208 - Yeah, and you forgot to ask me? 261 00:15:36,667 --> 00:15:37,667 - I'm being serious. 262 00:15:38,959 --> 00:15:40,124 - Oh. 263 00:15:40,166 --> 00:15:42,249 (soft music) 264 00:15:42,291 --> 00:15:45,041 (car door shuts) 265 00:15:47,625 --> 00:15:48,792 - I asked Martin. 266 00:15:49,959 --> 00:15:51,667 He just kind of stared at me 267 00:15:51,709 --> 00:15:55,417 and then said, "Uh, hi, yeah, sure." 268 00:15:56,500 --> 00:15:58,625 And then he turned around and walked away. 269 00:15:58,667 --> 00:16:02,001 (soft music continuing) 270 00:16:12,250 --> 00:16:13,667 He ignored me for two weeks. 271 00:16:15,625 --> 00:16:17,375 So I sent him a text the night before prom, 272 00:16:17,417 --> 00:16:19,208 telling him I'd pick him up at seven 273 00:16:19,250 --> 00:16:21,333 and we'd go to dinner and prom. 274 00:16:22,250 --> 00:16:24,375 And I we even made hotel room reservations 275 00:16:24,417 --> 00:16:26,625 just in case things went really well. 276 00:16:33,041 --> 00:16:34,667 - Why are you telling me this? 277 00:16:34,709 --> 00:16:37,291 - 'Cause when I went to pick him up, he wasn't there. 278 00:16:38,834 --> 00:16:40,125 His mom answered the door. 279 00:16:41,375 --> 00:16:44,500 She had no idea who I was and knew nothing about the prom. 280 00:16:45,709 --> 00:16:46,875 So I was just standing there 281 00:16:46,917 --> 00:16:48,875 in my prom dress feeling like an idiot. 282 00:16:50,500 --> 00:16:51,500 It was humiliating. 283 00:16:53,291 --> 00:16:54,208 - What did he say? 284 00:16:57,875 --> 00:17:00,249 You didn't talk to him? 285 00:17:00,291 --> 00:17:02,999 - No, every time he saw me again after that, 286 00:17:03,041 --> 00:17:04,667 he'd turn and run the other way. 287 00:17:07,166 --> 00:17:08,417 Please don't tell anyone. 288 00:17:09,417 --> 00:17:12,999 - No, I'm really sorry that happened to you. 289 00:17:13,041 --> 00:17:16,375 (soft music continuing) 290 00:17:22,333 --> 00:17:24,083 You know, I would've been ready 291 00:17:24,125 --> 00:17:26,250 in a black and white tux, 292 00:17:27,625 --> 00:17:31,458 flowers in hand, and a poem I wrote, just for you. 293 00:17:32,500 --> 00:17:34,583 - See, that's why I like you, Cam. 294 00:17:34,625 --> 00:17:37,208 You're never playing an angle. 295 00:17:37,250 --> 00:17:38,250 You're just Cameron. 296 00:17:40,792 --> 00:17:41,667 - "Just Cameron." 297 00:17:45,083 --> 00:17:47,750 So when was the second time I saw you naked? 298 00:17:49,291 --> 00:17:51,416 - Hmm, you had a lot to drink. 299 00:17:51,458 --> 00:17:53,166 Maybe you actually don't remember. 300 00:17:55,125 --> 00:17:58,792 My parents were outta town and you came over 301 00:17:58,834 --> 00:18:00,750 and we drank most of my dad's tequila. 302 00:18:03,208 --> 00:18:04,833 - Oh yeah. - Yeah. (chuckles) 303 00:18:04,875 --> 00:18:07,708 (Cameron chuckles) 304 00:18:07,750 --> 00:18:11,083 I was actually gonna share something 305 00:18:11,125 --> 00:18:13,250 really personal with you that night. 306 00:18:14,166 --> 00:18:15,542 You would've been the first. 307 00:18:17,500 --> 00:18:20,250 (chilling music) 308 00:18:21,875 --> 00:18:22,750 Cam? - Hmm? 309 00:18:22,792 --> 00:18:25,458 (ominous music) 310 00:18:28,375 --> 00:18:29,291 I gotta go. 311 00:18:31,959 --> 00:18:34,625 - You don't have to be embarrassed. 312 00:18:34,667 --> 00:18:38,250 (ominous music continuing) 313 00:18:43,291 --> 00:18:46,125 (door clattering) 314 00:18:53,208 --> 00:18:54,458 (chilling music) 315 00:18:54,500 --> 00:18:55,333 - Oh, shit. 316 00:18:57,500 --> 00:19:00,166 (ominous music) 317 00:19:04,875 --> 00:19:06,291 (air whooshes) 318 00:19:06,333 --> 00:19:07,834 - We need to talk. 319 00:19:08,834 --> 00:19:10,917 - How did you, how did you get in here? 320 00:19:12,166 --> 00:19:14,333 - Do you like watching me undress? 321 00:19:14,375 --> 00:19:15,833 - No. 322 00:19:15,875 --> 00:19:17,208 - No? 323 00:19:17,250 --> 00:19:19,917 - No, uh... 324 00:19:19,959 --> 00:19:21,375 I kinda did. 325 00:19:21,417 --> 00:19:23,667 - Oh, so you do like watching. 326 00:19:23,709 --> 00:19:26,458 - No, I'm sorry, I just looked through your, 327 00:19:26,500 --> 00:19:30,000 or, my window and I saw you bare, there. 328 00:19:32,166 --> 00:19:33,375 I'm sorry, it's, it's only old 329 00:19:33,417 --> 00:19:35,500 Miss Carpenter in that house, so- 330 00:19:35,542 --> 00:19:38,709 - And do you like watching old Miss Carpenter get undressed? 331 00:19:40,583 --> 00:19:43,917 - No, who are you? 332 00:19:43,959 --> 00:19:46,667 - I'm watching the house while Miss Carpenter is away. 333 00:19:48,583 --> 00:19:49,417 - Oh. 334 00:19:51,500 --> 00:19:53,417 I'm, I'm sorry I saw you naked. 335 00:19:59,250 --> 00:20:01,917 (door clicking) 336 00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:05,166 You should probably go. 337 00:20:07,625 --> 00:20:10,125 We could talk about this tomorrow, outside. 338 00:20:12,709 --> 00:20:14,500 - Yeah, I need a ride. 339 00:20:14,542 --> 00:20:15,750 - Shh. 340 00:20:15,792 --> 00:20:17,917 (woman sighs) 341 00:20:17,959 --> 00:20:21,458 I need a ride, help me out and we're even. 342 00:20:22,959 --> 00:20:24,208 - I can't. 343 00:20:24,250 --> 00:20:26,083 - What, you don't have a car? 344 00:20:27,083 --> 00:20:29,249 - Well, I have a car, I just can't drive it 345 00:20:29,291 --> 00:20:31,625 until I can pay for the insurance. 346 00:20:31,667 --> 00:20:34,417 - Well, that's not really my problem, is it? 347 00:20:35,667 --> 00:20:37,500 So you can either help me out 348 00:20:37,542 --> 00:20:39,750 or I can tell your parents about your little 349 00:20:39,792 --> 00:20:41,917 voyeur issue. - Shh! Shh! 350 00:20:44,291 --> 00:20:46,041 Well, they're not gonna believe you. 351 00:20:46,875 --> 00:20:47,709 - Really? 352 00:20:48,792 --> 00:20:49,917 Why don't we find out? 353 00:20:52,542 --> 00:20:57,166 - I'm sorry, I'm not driving you anywhere. 354 00:20:58,208 --> 00:20:59,999 (soft bass music) 355 00:21:00,041 --> 00:21:02,625 (car rustling) 356 00:21:06,375 --> 00:21:08,667 So are you gonna tell me where we're going or? 357 00:21:09,834 --> 00:21:10,875 - We're almost there. 358 00:21:12,375 --> 00:21:14,291 - Are we going to your boyfriend's or? 359 00:21:16,001 --> 00:21:16,834 - He's dead. 360 00:21:18,667 --> 00:21:21,458 - Oh. Sorry. 361 00:21:24,500 --> 00:21:25,750 - So how old are you? 362 00:21:26,667 --> 00:21:30,291 - 21, almost 21. 363 00:21:34,667 --> 00:21:35,542 I just turned 20. 364 00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:38,834 - Hmm. 365 00:21:40,834 --> 00:21:41,959 - How old are you? 366 00:21:43,667 --> 00:21:47,000 - Just pull into this parking lot, pull up on the right. 367 00:21:48,583 --> 00:21:51,417 (soft bass music) 368 00:21:58,250 --> 00:22:00,458 (ignition clicks) 369 00:22:00,500 --> 00:22:01,667 - Oh, they're closed. 370 00:22:04,041 --> 00:22:05,001 - Gimme your keys. 371 00:22:06,417 --> 00:22:07,250 - Why? 372 00:22:09,375 --> 00:22:11,709 - I don't really want you to leave me here, do I? 373 00:22:12,583 --> 00:22:15,959 - I won't, I promise. 374 00:22:17,834 --> 00:22:20,834 (car keys rattling) 375 00:22:25,750 --> 00:22:27,416 (car door shuts) 376 00:22:27,458 --> 00:22:32,458 (heels clacking) (soft music) 377 00:22:36,583 --> 00:22:38,375 (fist knocking) 378 00:22:38,417 --> 00:22:41,750 (soft music continuing) 379 00:23:10,166 --> 00:23:13,500 (soft music continuing) 380 00:23:27,375 --> 00:23:28,208 - Fuck it. 381 00:23:31,125 --> 00:23:32,625 (door shuts) 382 00:23:32,667 --> 00:23:36,000 (soft music continuing) 383 00:23:55,750 --> 00:23:58,500 (chilling music) 384 00:24:03,250 --> 00:24:05,750 (man panting) 385 00:24:07,083 --> 00:24:10,417 (chilling music rising) 386 00:24:11,959 --> 00:24:13,166 - Help me! 387 00:24:13,208 --> 00:24:15,375 Help me, help me! 388 00:24:16,750 --> 00:24:18,166 Help me. (car door shuts) 389 00:24:18,208 --> 00:24:22,583 Let me in, let me in! 390 00:24:22,625 --> 00:24:26,625 Let me in, (grunting) let me... 391 00:24:26,667 --> 00:24:28,083 (hand banging) 392 00:24:28,125 --> 00:24:29,708 Help me. (grunts) 393 00:24:29,750 --> 00:24:31,541 (hands banging) Let me in! 394 00:24:31,583 --> 00:24:34,959 (man screaming) (flesh squelching) 395 00:24:35,001 --> 00:24:37,667 (ominous music) 396 00:24:39,125 --> 00:24:41,917 (Cameron panting) 397 00:24:44,083 --> 00:24:46,583 (woman spits) 398 00:24:49,001 --> 00:24:51,875 (Cameron grunting) (car door locks clicking) 399 00:24:51,917 --> 00:24:55,917 (ominous music) (heels clacking) 400 00:24:55,959 --> 00:24:57,792 (Cameron screams) 401 00:24:57,834 --> 00:25:00,333 (Cameron grunting) (car door thudding) 402 00:25:00,375 --> 00:25:01,625 Stupid guy's... 403 00:25:02,583 --> 00:25:04,792 What, oh god, oh my god, whoa. 404 00:25:04,834 --> 00:25:06,625 (chilling beat) - I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 405 00:25:06,667 --> 00:25:09,333 Okay, you, you killed that guy and he's on the car... 406 00:25:09,375 --> 00:25:11,124 - You need to calm down. 407 00:25:11,166 --> 00:25:14,416 (Cameron's breathing steadying) 408 00:25:14,458 --> 00:25:16,166 Now get in the car. 409 00:25:16,208 --> 00:25:18,708 - Get in the car, yeah, get in the car, yeah- 410 00:25:18,750 --> 00:25:19,541 - Now! 411 00:25:19,583 --> 00:25:21,667 - Okay. (mumbling and panting) 412 00:25:21,709 --> 00:25:24,375 (ominous music) 413 00:25:29,333 --> 00:25:31,041 (woman sighs) 414 00:25:31,083 --> 00:25:33,041 You seem stressed out. 415 00:25:33,083 --> 00:25:34,500 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm stressed out! 416 00:25:34,542 --> 00:25:35,750 You just killed him on my car 417 00:25:35,792 --> 00:25:37,291 and I'm not even supposed to be driving, 418 00:25:37,333 --> 00:25:38,458 all because I saw you undress 419 00:25:38,500 --> 00:25:40,667 and I didn't even see anything! 420 00:25:40,709 --> 00:25:42,416 - You're really going to need to relax 421 00:25:42,458 --> 00:25:44,792 if you're gonna be my driver. 422 00:25:44,834 --> 00:25:48,124 - Well, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, that's it. 423 00:25:48,166 --> 00:25:50,124 That was it, you said one ride 424 00:25:50,166 --> 00:25:51,500 - And now I trust you. 425 00:25:53,583 --> 00:25:55,041 - Oh, crap, you're a vampire. 426 00:25:56,250 --> 00:25:59,333 - You don't wanna lose my trust, do you? 427 00:26:00,792 --> 00:26:02,583 - What happens if I lose your trust? 428 00:26:05,542 --> 00:26:07,792 - Well, I think you just saw what happens. 429 00:26:09,917 --> 00:26:12,291 (crickets chirping) 430 00:26:12,333 --> 00:26:13,917 (car door shuts) 431 00:26:13,959 --> 00:26:16,709 (heels clacking) 432 00:26:23,834 --> 00:26:25,458 Thank you for helping me tonight. 433 00:26:27,542 --> 00:26:30,750 (ominous music) 434 00:26:30,792 --> 00:26:32,750 You need to trust me. 435 00:26:45,750 --> 00:26:46,834 - Kiss of death. 436 00:26:49,041 --> 00:26:52,959 (crickets chirping continuing) 437 00:26:55,959 --> 00:26:57,166 (hand knocking) 438 00:26:57,208 --> 00:26:58,833 (door clatters) 439 00:26:58,875 --> 00:27:01,458 - Cameron, your dad wants to see you outside. 440 00:27:02,542 --> 00:27:04,333 - Oh, okay. 441 00:27:05,750 --> 00:27:06,583 - Now. 442 00:27:07,458 --> 00:27:08,750 - Oh, shit. 443 00:27:09,583 --> 00:27:12,333 (birds chirping) 444 00:27:17,166 --> 00:27:18,625 - You wanna explain to me 445 00:27:18,667 --> 00:27:20,417 how you got blood all over the car? 446 00:27:21,792 --> 00:27:26,124 - You're not gonna believe this, but, uh, it's the truth. 447 00:27:26,166 --> 00:27:28,291 Last night after Diane dropped me off- 448 00:27:28,333 --> 00:27:29,291 - [Girl] Good morning. 449 00:27:30,917 --> 00:27:33,041 - Hey, good morning, you must be Victoria. 450 00:27:33,083 --> 00:27:34,708 Miss Carpenter said you'd be watching her house 451 00:27:34,750 --> 00:27:36,291 for a couple weeks. - Yeah. 452 00:27:36,333 --> 00:27:38,166 - This is my son, Cam, this is Victoria. 453 00:27:38,208 --> 00:27:40,541 - Oh, we met last night, actually. 454 00:27:40,583 --> 00:27:44,166 Um, I heard this thud. 455 00:27:44,208 --> 00:27:45,958 So I came running out 456 00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:50,458 and there was this deer just lying there, bleeding. 457 00:27:50,500 --> 00:27:53,208 It, it must've run into the side of the car. 458 00:27:53,250 --> 00:27:55,416 I was completely freaked out. 459 00:27:55,458 --> 00:27:58,917 And then, and then Cam, he came home 460 00:27:58,959 --> 00:28:01,667 and he made me feel so much better. 461 00:28:02,959 --> 00:28:03,958 - My Cameron? 462 00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:06,875 - I said we should call animal services. 463 00:28:06,917 --> 00:28:11,917 - And, and then the deer, it just, it got up and run away. 464 00:28:13,001 --> 00:28:14,458 - It was a miracle. 465 00:28:14,500 --> 00:28:15,583 - That's funny, I, I didn't, 466 00:28:15,625 --> 00:28:17,291 I didn't hear anything last night. 467 00:28:18,125 --> 00:28:19,542 - Well, I'm gonna go inside. 468 00:28:22,875 --> 00:28:26,958 - So last night I asked Cam if he could drive me 469 00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:31,125 to the store and he explained the whole insurance situation. 470 00:28:32,083 --> 00:28:33,792 - Can't drive my car until I can pay 471 00:28:33,834 --> 00:28:37,291 for it myself and could take months. 472 00:28:37,333 --> 00:28:39,917 - And so I was thinking, um, maybe I could pay 473 00:28:39,959 --> 00:28:42,750 for the insurance this month if Cam would be willing 474 00:28:42,792 --> 00:28:44,375 to drive me on a few errands? 475 00:28:44,417 --> 00:28:46,833 - Oh, you know, I'd love to, yeah. 476 00:28:46,875 --> 00:28:48,417 But my dad wants me to earn it. 477 00:28:49,333 --> 00:28:51,375 - I, I think that's a great idea. 478 00:28:51,417 --> 00:28:52,625 - It might take some weeks, you know, 479 00:28:52,667 --> 00:28:54,583 to get some good insurance. 480 00:28:54,625 --> 00:28:57,500 Really wanna get that good deal. (chuckling) 481 00:28:57,542 --> 00:28:59,416 - Been on insurance the whole time. 482 00:28:59,458 --> 00:29:01,500 He can start today if you need him. 483 00:29:01,542 --> 00:29:03,375 - That's perfect. 484 00:29:04,792 --> 00:29:06,750 - I have work today. 485 00:29:06,792 --> 00:29:10,708 - Oh, then tonight, say around 8:00 PM? 486 00:29:10,750 --> 00:29:12,166 - That's great, it's a date. 487 00:29:13,083 --> 00:29:14,667 - Great. 488 00:29:14,709 --> 00:29:15,542 - Great. 489 00:29:17,709 --> 00:29:19,750 - [Lenny] Run that by me again. 490 00:29:19,792 --> 00:29:21,208 - She picked me up and we went 491 00:29:21,250 --> 00:29:23,001 and got pizza at Benny Pineros. 492 00:29:25,333 --> 00:29:27,333 - Yeah, something's not right by this story. 493 00:29:28,792 --> 00:29:29,959 - Why do you care? 494 00:29:30,001 --> 00:29:31,834 - 'Cause your job depends on it. 495 00:29:32,750 --> 00:29:35,999 - You're gonna fire me if I can't prove I went on the date? 496 00:29:36,041 --> 00:29:39,333 - Right, look, I'm trying to run a legitimate business here 497 00:29:39,375 --> 00:29:41,500 with legitimate employees. 498 00:29:41,542 --> 00:29:44,709 People who lie are those who steal. 499 00:29:46,750 --> 00:29:49,375 - I don't have to prove anything to you. 500 00:29:49,417 --> 00:29:50,250 - Hey, Cam? 501 00:29:51,834 --> 00:29:54,291 Some weirdo outside is looking for you. 502 00:29:56,125 --> 00:29:57,250 - I'm taking my break. 503 00:30:00,458 --> 00:30:01,917 - We haven't even opened yet. 504 00:30:04,709 --> 00:30:05,542 - [Cameron] Hi. 505 00:30:06,500 --> 00:30:10,083 - Hey, yeah, I need to ask you a question. 506 00:30:10,125 --> 00:30:11,500 - What? 507 00:30:11,542 --> 00:30:13,000 - How well do you know Diane? 508 00:30:14,208 --> 00:30:16,583 - Well, we're not together if that's what you're wondering. 509 00:30:16,625 --> 00:30:19,792 - I know that. (chuckles) 510 00:30:23,959 --> 00:30:26,208 You can't tell anyone this. 511 00:30:31,250 --> 00:30:32,958 I was supposed to go to the prom with her 512 00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:35,875 and her hotness freaked me out. 513 00:30:36,792 --> 00:30:39,041 Then I bailed and I think she hates me. 514 00:30:40,250 --> 00:30:42,958 - Yeah, that's fair, you're kind of a dick. 515 00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:44,083 - It's not my fault. 516 00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:51,000 Her face and her body make me stupid. 517 00:30:52,959 --> 00:30:55,124 - Is that why you came to see me? 518 00:30:55,166 --> 00:30:57,124 - I want you to help me get a second chance. 519 00:30:57,166 --> 00:30:58,999 - Hey, I need you to run down 520 00:30:59,041 --> 00:31:00,917 to the sippy sip and grab me some cigarettes. 521 00:31:00,959 --> 00:31:01,875 - Go get your own. 522 00:31:04,500 --> 00:31:06,750 - Somebody's dog took a shit, pick it up. 523 00:31:08,001 --> 00:31:09,500 (door clatters) 524 00:31:09,542 --> 00:31:11,291 - Please, bro, I would owe you big. 525 00:31:11,333 --> 00:31:14,458 - Uh, you stood her up on prom night, man. 526 00:31:14,500 --> 00:31:16,792 - Man, help me out, come on. 527 00:31:16,834 --> 00:31:18,917 (light music) 528 00:31:18,959 --> 00:31:21,833 - I can talk to her and see what she says. 529 00:31:21,875 --> 00:31:25,416 - Yes, (laughs) I knew I could count on you. 530 00:31:25,458 --> 00:31:27,291 - She's probably gonna say no. 531 00:31:27,333 --> 00:31:29,999 - Bring it home, bro! (laughing) 532 00:31:30,041 --> 00:31:31,917 - I wouldn't get your hopes up. 533 00:31:31,959 --> 00:31:35,291 (light uplifting music) 534 00:31:36,333 --> 00:31:39,000 (Cameron sighs) 535 00:31:39,917 --> 00:31:42,416 - So he actually admitted to the whole thing? 536 00:31:42,458 --> 00:31:47,041 - He said he wants a second chance, 537 00:31:47,083 --> 00:31:50,291 but it's not his fault because your hotness freaked him out. 538 00:31:51,750 --> 00:31:54,166 - Right, and I make him nervous? 539 00:31:54,208 --> 00:31:56,500 - No, your face and body make him stupid. 540 00:31:59,709 --> 00:32:00,834 - That's sort of sweet. 541 00:32:05,792 --> 00:32:08,417 - He, he stood you up on prom night. 542 00:32:09,500 --> 00:32:12,375 - But haven't you ever been so attracted to somebody that 543 00:32:13,667 --> 00:32:15,375 you just fumble for words and... 544 00:32:15,417 --> 00:32:16,958 (soft music) 545 00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:19,542 You're too scared to tell them how you really feel, 546 00:32:20,625 --> 00:32:22,667 so you just hope someday 547 00:32:22,709 --> 00:32:24,500 they'll notice you and fall in love? 548 00:32:28,458 --> 00:32:29,500 So what do you think? 549 00:32:31,208 --> 00:32:32,249 - About what? 550 00:32:32,291 --> 00:32:34,166 - Should I give Martin another chance? 551 00:32:35,959 --> 00:32:37,083 Well, of course you do. 552 00:32:37,125 --> 00:32:39,000 That's, that's why you told me, right? 553 00:32:40,041 --> 00:32:42,667 - Yeah. Yeah. 554 00:32:44,291 --> 00:32:47,291 (crickets chirping) 555 00:32:49,583 --> 00:32:50,417 - Victoria? 556 00:32:58,583 --> 00:32:59,417 Hello? 557 00:33:04,667 --> 00:33:07,583 - I like a punctual man. (chilling beat) 558 00:33:07,625 --> 00:33:09,291 - Don't sneak up on me like that. 559 00:33:09,333 --> 00:33:12,250 (Victoria giggles) 560 00:33:13,667 --> 00:33:14,917 Hey- 561 00:33:14,959 --> 00:33:15,959 - Relax. 562 00:33:19,959 --> 00:33:22,083 Your shirt's all messed up. 563 00:33:23,583 --> 00:33:25,542 - Gotta look good for murdering people. 564 00:33:26,917 --> 00:33:30,917 - Until you know me and know why I'm here, 565 00:33:32,792 --> 00:33:35,500 I don't need your judgment. 566 00:33:41,041 --> 00:33:41,875 - Geez. 567 00:33:46,250 --> 00:33:49,291 So are you gonna fill me in on what we're doing tonight, or? 568 00:33:49,333 --> 00:33:51,667 - The less you know, the better. 569 00:33:51,709 --> 00:33:54,750 That way I won't have to kill you when it's all over. 570 00:33:58,834 --> 00:33:59,667 I'm kidding. 571 00:34:03,166 --> 00:34:04,000 Turn here. 572 00:34:08,208 --> 00:34:10,875 (ominous music) 573 00:34:16,917 --> 00:34:18,917 (ignition clicks) 574 00:34:18,959 --> 00:34:19,792 I'll be back. 575 00:34:20,834 --> 00:34:22,917 - What am I supposed to do? 576 00:34:22,959 --> 00:34:24,625 - Don't freak out like last time? 577 00:34:30,834 --> 00:34:33,291 (car door shuts) 578 00:34:33,333 --> 00:34:35,041 - "Don't freak out." 579 00:34:35,083 --> 00:34:36,375 Yeah, easy for you to say. 580 00:34:38,291 --> 00:34:40,959 (ominous music) 581 00:34:45,125 --> 00:34:47,875 (heels clacking) 582 00:35:08,458 --> 00:35:12,041 (ominous music continuing) 583 00:35:14,917 --> 00:35:15,917 (body whips) (body splatters) 584 00:35:15,959 --> 00:35:17,500 Oh shit, oh my god! 585 00:35:17,542 --> 00:35:21,667 Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my (gagging) 586 00:35:23,834 --> 00:35:26,458 Oh fuck, oh god. 587 00:35:26,500 --> 00:35:29,250 (car door slams) 588 00:35:31,208 --> 00:35:33,041 (car door slams) 589 00:35:33,083 --> 00:35:34,625 - We can go. 590 00:35:34,667 --> 00:35:37,333 (ominous music) 591 00:35:39,125 --> 00:35:41,166 You might wanna roll down your window. 592 00:35:41,208 --> 00:35:42,875 We don't wanna attract the police. 593 00:35:44,083 --> 00:35:46,625 (automatic window buzzing) 594 00:35:46,667 --> 00:35:50,250 (ominous music continuing) 595 00:36:08,333 --> 00:36:09,708 (car door shuts) 596 00:36:09,750 --> 00:36:14,750 (heels clacking) (car door shuts) 597 00:36:17,208 --> 00:36:19,625 You wanna talk about it? 598 00:36:19,667 --> 00:36:20,834 - No. 599 00:36:23,041 --> 00:36:25,709 (ominous music) 600 00:36:50,041 --> 00:36:53,041 (crickets chirping) 601 00:36:54,001 --> 00:36:55,250 Gah! - Shh. 602 00:36:58,208 --> 00:36:59,917 (Cameron exhales) We need to talk 603 00:37:01,959 --> 00:37:02,999 - Now? 604 00:37:03,041 --> 00:37:04,250 - Yes now. 605 00:37:08,125 --> 00:37:11,375 I need to tell you why I'm here and why I need your help. 606 00:37:13,667 --> 00:37:14,500 - Okay. 607 00:37:17,709 --> 00:37:21,667 - And you need to promise that you won't tell anyone. 608 00:37:23,417 --> 00:37:24,583 - Okay, I promise. 609 00:37:27,750 --> 00:37:29,458 - I was turned when I was 16. 610 00:37:32,083 --> 00:37:33,166 - How old are you now? 611 00:37:34,542 --> 00:37:38,250 - Two hundred and forty-seven? 612 00:37:39,208 --> 00:37:41,792 - Whoa, you're so old. 613 00:37:43,125 --> 00:37:43,917 What? 614 00:37:43,959 --> 00:37:46,291 But I mean, you still look really good for your age. 615 00:37:49,542 --> 00:37:53,208 - The man I loved and was loyal to was killed in 1890. 616 00:37:54,917 --> 00:37:56,249 He was traveling without me 617 00:37:56,291 --> 00:37:59,125 when he made contact with a rival pack of vampires. 618 00:38:01,792 --> 00:38:03,500 They insisted that he join them. 619 00:38:05,625 --> 00:38:09,583 And when he refused, they killed him. 620 00:38:13,001 --> 00:38:14,500 Over the last hundred years, 621 00:38:14,542 --> 00:38:16,625 most of that pack has moved to America. 622 00:38:18,417 --> 00:38:19,458 A few in your town. 623 00:38:21,291 --> 00:38:23,750 - And so you're here to kill them? 624 00:38:25,166 --> 00:38:29,375 - I will find and destroy every last one of them. 625 00:38:32,083 --> 00:38:36,625 - So the two I saw you kill weren't human. 626 00:38:39,875 --> 00:38:42,208 (Cameron laughs) 627 00:38:42,250 --> 00:38:43,750 Oh, this is great. 628 00:38:45,583 --> 00:38:48,958 - So you have no problem with me killing vampires? 629 00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:53,458 - No, no, why didn't you just tell me that from the start? 630 00:38:54,917 --> 00:38:57,041 - I needed to know that I could trust you. 631 00:38:57,917 --> 00:38:58,875 - You can trust me. 632 00:39:01,208 --> 00:39:02,041 - Good. 633 00:39:03,917 --> 00:39:06,041 - But what happens if you don't kill them? 634 00:39:07,792 --> 00:39:09,000 - That's not an option. 635 00:39:11,041 --> 00:39:14,708 - Yeah, yeah, okay, this is great. 636 00:39:14,750 --> 00:39:18,583 So tomorrow night, we're gonna go vampire hunting again. 637 00:39:18,625 --> 00:39:19,834 Bad vampire... Shh! 638 00:39:28,959 --> 00:39:31,709 (birds chirping) 639 00:39:32,792 --> 00:39:35,208 (Cameron mumbling) - Hey. 640 00:39:36,375 --> 00:39:38,917 - What, what are you doing in my room? 641 00:39:39,917 --> 00:39:41,041 - You didn't return any of my calls 642 00:39:41,083 --> 00:39:42,834 or texts so, I came over. 643 00:39:44,333 --> 00:39:45,792 - My phone is broken. 644 00:39:48,375 --> 00:39:49,417 - I'm in big trouble. 645 00:39:50,375 --> 00:39:51,208 - What happened? 646 00:39:52,709 --> 00:39:56,833 - So I sent her a text like you told me to, 647 00:39:56,875 --> 00:39:59,166 and she texted me back and said 648 00:39:59,208 --> 00:40:01,083 we should get together tomorrow night. 649 00:40:02,417 --> 00:40:03,250 - Great. 650 00:40:04,750 --> 00:40:05,583 - No, uh... 651 00:40:06,625 --> 00:40:09,667 I think I used all my best material in the text. 652 00:40:09,709 --> 00:40:11,291 I don't know what to talk about. 653 00:40:13,333 --> 00:40:14,291 - What did you say? 654 00:40:23,458 --> 00:40:27,375 - "Hi, Cameron said to text you, so I'm texting you." 655 00:40:28,709 --> 00:40:30,041 - Keep reading. 656 00:40:30,083 --> 00:40:34,375 - "You are so hot, like really, really hot. 657 00:40:34,417 --> 00:40:36,291 "Do you think I'm hot too?" 658 00:40:36,333 --> 00:40:40,625 - You see, I was creating conversation. 659 00:40:40,667 --> 00:40:43,458 (chuckles) Read what she wrote back. 660 00:40:43,500 --> 00:40:45,583 - "I still haven't forgiven you about prom, 661 00:40:45,625 --> 00:40:47,083 "but let's get together on Friday night" 662 00:40:47,125 --> 00:40:49,333 "and see how your apology goes." 663 00:40:50,625 --> 00:40:52,291 - That means she's ready to bang. 664 00:40:53,542 --> 00:40:55,333 - I don't think that's what she's saying. 665 00:40:58,166 --> 00:41:00,999 Diane's funny, she's beautiful, 666 00:41:01,041 --> 00:41:03,083 and her hair smells like heaven. 667 00:41:03,125 --> 00:41:07,875 And her skin is like perfect, and she's smart, 668 00:41:07,917 --> 00:41:10,667 and you can talk to her about anything, 669 00:41:10,709 --> 00:41:14,834 and her voice is like, you know? 670 00:41:16,333 --> 00:41:17,959 - Yes, perfect! 671 00:41:19,917 --> 00:41:21,458 Can you write that down for me? 672 00:41:23,041 --> 00:41:25,249 No, no, no, better yet, dude, come with me. 673 00:41:25,291 --> 00:41:27,083 If I get stuck, you say something nice 674 00:41:27,125 --> 00:41:28,583 and I can add onto it. 675 00:41:28,625 --> 00:41:29,959 Please, bro, come on. 676 00:41:32,208 --> 00:41:34,166 - What time are you meeting her? 677 00:41:34,208 --> 00:41:35,041 - Six. 678 00:41:35,917 --> 00:41:39,542 - Hmm, maybe, I have plans. 679 00:41:42,375 --> 00:41:44,875 Well, maybe I could go for an hour, but, 680 00:41:44,917 --> 00:41:46,625 but then you're on your own. 681 00:41:46,667 --> 00:41:50,541 - Bro, I am so getting laid tomorrow night. 682 00:41:50,583 --> 00:41:53,667 (light upbeat music) 683 00:41:59,166 --> 00:42:01,041 - He likes the word "hot" a lot. 684 00:42:02,750 --> 00:42:04,041 - Better get used to that. 685 00:42:07,625 --> 00:42:10,750 - Is there like a signal or something I can give you 686 00:42:10,792 --> 00:42:12,250 if I need you to stay longer? 687 00:42:13,542 --> 00:42:14,417 - I have plans. 688 00:42:15,333 --> 00:42:16,166 - With who? 689 00:42:17,041 --> 00:42:18,750 - With a girl. 690 00:42:18,792 --> 00:42:20,375 - You have a first date too? 691 00:42:21,875 --> 00:42:25,708 - Actually, this will be our third. 692 00:42:25,750 --> 00:42:27,083 - When did this happen? 693 00:42:30,333 --> 00:42:31,166 Uh-uh. 694 00:42:32,291 --> 00:42:33,291 Have you kissed her? 695 00:42:35,959 --> 00:42:39,291 - Uh, let's just say she's been in my bed. 696 00:42:40,500 --> 00:42:41,333 - Naked. 697 00:42:43,000 --> 00:42:47,000 - Cameron, you never fail to amaze me. 698 00:42:49,458 --> 00:42:51,291 - He's gotta be paying her. 699 00:42:51,333 --> 00:42:52,750 - For what? 700 00:42:52,792 --> 00:42:54,583 - To be here with him. 701 00:42:54,625 --> 00:42:56,417 To prove to me that he's not a geek. 702 00:42:57,458 --> 00:43:00,375 - I promise you he does not care what you think. 703 00:43:01,667 --> 00:43:03,124 - Everyone cares what the 704 00:43:03,166 --> 00:43:05,875 assistant manager thinks, Elizabeth. 705 00:43:11,250 --> 00:43:12,083 God. 706 00:43:15,041 --> 00:43:16,834 - So who are we eliminating tonight? 707 00:43:20,208 --> 00:43:22,041 So do you usually take like a chunk outta their neck? 708 00:43:22,083 --> 00:43:23,875 Is that like a, like a, like a, 709 00:43:23,917 --> 00:43:26,208 "Fuck you for killing my boyfriend," thing or? 710 00:43:27,625 --> 00:43:29,416 - I'm worried about you. 711 00:43:29,458 --> 00:43:30,249 - Well, hey, they started it 712 00:43:30,291 --> 00:43:32,625 and we're gonna finish it, baby, yeah. 713 00:43:34,208 --> 00:43:36,124 Wait, how many are there? 714 00:43:36,166 --> 00:43:37,999 - Just one more tonight and one more 715 00:43:38,041 --> 00:43:39,875 that I still need to locate. 716 00:43:42,917 --> 00:43:43,750 - Then what? 717 00:43:45,250 --> 00:43:46,250 - Then I move on. 718 00:43:48,583 --> 00:43:50,083 - Well, I mean, you can stay a little longer 719 00:43:50,125 --> 00:43:51,792 if you don't have anywhere else to go. 720 00:43:54,583 --> 00:43:57,375 - The last one will be much tougher to find and kill. 721 00:43:59,083 --> 00:43:59,917 - Why? 722 00:44:00,959 --> 00:44:03,124 - The others have been descendants 723 00:44:03,166 --> 00:44:06,125 without any real power or protection. 724 00:44:07,333 --> 00:44:08,291 But the final one, 725 00:44:09,625 --> 00:44:12,458 she's as old as I am. (ominous music) 726 00:44:12,500 --> 00:44:17,291 And she has evaded my revenge for hundreds of years. 727 00:44:19,583 --> 00:44:21,333 She's the one who killed my master. 728 00:44:24,834 --> 00:44:26,208 And when I find her, 729 00:44:27,291 --> 00:44:30,542 I will make her death long and painful. 730 00:44:32,458 --> 00:44:35,917 I will peel the skin from her cold body 731 00:44:35,959 --> 00:44:38,667 and I will feed it to the rats. 732 00:44:38,709 --> 00:44:41,541 I will rip out her heart and incinerate it 733 00:44:41,583 --> 00:44:45,125 on a bed of fiery molten stone. 734 00:44:48,250 --> 00:44:49,417 - That went a bit dark. 735 00:44:56,166 --> 00:44:58,834 (ominous music) 736 00:45:04,959 --> 00:45:07,708 (dramatic guitar chord) Oh, yah. 737 00:45:07,750 --> 00:45:12,333 (Cameron's sneakers squeaking) 738 00:45:12,375 --> 00:45:14,667 - What are you doing? 739 00:45:16,041 --> 00:45:18,667 I told you to wait in the car. 740 00:45:18,709 --> 00:45:20,875 - Pfft, I'm not missing out on this. 741 00:45:24,250 --> 00:45:26,458 (ominous music) 742 00:45:26,500 --> 00:45:27,333 Wait, wait. 743 00:45:30,125 --> 00:45:32,000 - You need to calm down. 744 00:45:33,375 --> 00:45:36,208 Stay here or you're gonna get hurt. 745 00:45:37,250 --> 00:45:38,083 - Whatever. 746 00:45:39,375 --> 00:45:40,667 Wait, who's gonna hurt me? 747 00:45:41,667 --> 00:45:42,542 - I will. 748 00:45:45,625 --> 00:45:48,291 (ominous music) 749 00:45:58,208 --> 00:46:02,125 (Cameron's sneakers squeaking) 750 00:46:08,875 --> 00:46:13,875 (water dripping) (ominous music) 751 00:46:39,834 --> 00:46:44,834 (ominous music continuing) (dripping continuing) 752 00:47:08,250 --> 00:47:13,250 (ominous music rising) (dripping continuing) 753 00:47:24,667 --> 00:47:27,583 (person whistling) 754 00:47:28,875 --> 00:47:31,583 (ominous music rising) 755 00:47:31,625 --> 00:47:35,208 (security guard whistling) 756 00:47:37,291 --> 00:47:39,959 (ominous music) 757 00:47:45,041 --> 00:47:47,792 (water dripping) 758 00:47:52,959 --> 00:47:55,917 (door clatters) 759 00:47:55,959 --> 00:47:58,041 (dripping continuing) 760 00:47:58,083 --> 00:48:00,750 (ominous music) 761 00:48:17,291 --> 00:48:21,041 (Cameron's sneakers screech) 762 00:48:21,875 --> 00:48:25,375 (ominous music continues) 763 00:48:40,667 --> 00:48:44,041 (chilling beat) 764 00:48:44,083 --> 00:48:46,250 - How did you get in here? 765 00:48:49,291 --> 00:48:51,583 I'm gonna have to escort you off the property. 766 00:48:54,750 --> 00:48:55,833 What? 767 00:48:55,875 --> 00:48:57,249 (Victoria screaming) (gun firing) 768 00:48:57,291 --> 00:48:59,083 (Victoria's body thuds) 769 00:48:59,125 --> 00:49:00,249 - No! 770 00:49:00,291 --> 00:49:02,917 (gun firing) (bullets clanging) 771 00:49:02,959 --> 00:49:05,625 (ominous music) 772 00:49:16,083 --> 00:49:18,333 (Victoria growls) 773 00:49:18,375 --> 00:49:21,083 (ominous music rising) 774 00:49:21,125 --> 00:49:24,875 (flesh squelching) 775 00:49:39,875 --> 00:49:42,375 - Cameron, you fool, Cameron! 776 00:49:43,917 --> 00:49:46,041 - I'm playing dead, I was playing dead. 777 00:49:46,083 --> 00:49:47,999 (Victoria groans) 778 00:49:48,041 --> 00:49:48,917 - Did we get him? 779 00:49:52,166 --> 00:49:54,124 - What were you thinking? 780 00:49:54,166 --> 00:49:57,541 - He, I was distracting him, he was shooting you. 781 00:49:57,583 --> 00:49:59,083 - I didn't need your help. 782 00:50:01,041 --> 00:50:01,958 - Wow. 783 00:50:02,000 --> 00:50:05,249 (Cameron's sneakers squeaking) 784 00:50:05,291 --> 00:50:07,041 Kinda looked like it. 785 00:50:07,083 --> 00:50:09,500 - I've managed for a very long time without you. 786 00:50:11,375 --> 00:50:12,583 - How about a thank you? 787 00:50:14,500 --> 00:50:16,500 - And what if he'd shot you? 788 00:50:16,542 --> 00:50:18,958 - Well, you, you would just heal me 789 00:50:19,000 --> 00:50:20,375 with your healing powers. 790 00:50:22,458 --> 00:50:23,875 - It doesn't work like that. 791 00:50:25,333 --> 00:50:26,333 - I'd be dead? 792 00:50:28,208 --> 00:50:29,041 Oh. 793 00:50:30,041 --> 00:50:32,917 I shoulda asked a lot more questions on the way here. 794 00:50:32,959 --> 00:50:34,833 - Look, if you're gonna help me, 795 00:50:34,875 --> 00:50:36,124 you really need to follow the rules. 796 00:50:36,166 --> 00:50:39,208 Otherwise I can't protect you, okay? 797 00:50:39,250 --> 00:50:40,083 - Noted. 798 00:50:43,001 --> 00:50:43,834 Hmm. 799 00:50:46,291 --> 00:50:48,333 Oh, that's so cool. 800 00:50:49,625 --> 00:50:51,166 - I'm serious. 801 00:50:51,208 --> 00:50:52,041 - Yeah. 802 00:50:53,333 --> 00:50:54,750 I was just joking. 803 00:50:58,500 --> 00:50:59,709 I'm still learning. 804 00:51:04,208 --> 00:51:07,041 (car door shuts) 805 00:51:08,834 --> 00:51:10,416 - Oh, uh, tomorrow night, 806 00:51:10,458 --> 00:51:12,458 can we murder just a little bit later? 807 00:51:12,500 --> 00:51:13,417 I have this thing. 808 00:51:15,083 --> 00:51:18,500 - I haven't located her yet, so have fun. 809 00:51:20,625 --> 00:51:21,917 - Oh, wait, um... 810 00:51:24,875 --> 00:51:28,667 I need help getting out of this, uh, situation. 811 00:51:29,917 --> 00:51:33,500 If you come to get me, then you could be my reason to leave. 812 00:51:35,041 --> 00:51:35,875 - I'll try. 813 00:51:36,834 --> 00:51:37,667 - Hey, 814 00:51:40,667 --> 00:51:41,834 I've been helping you. 815 00:51:43,000 --> 00:51:44,750 Could you help me out just once? 816 00:51:46,458 --> 00:51:49,041 - Fine. 817 00:51:49,083 --> 00:51:49,917 - Fine? 818 00:51:51,709 --> 00:51:52,542 - Okay. 819 00:51:54,000 --> 00:51:54,834 - Thank you. 820 00:51:57,041 --> 00:51:58,083 - Goodnight, Cameron. 821 00:51:59,291 --> 00:52:00,959 - [Cameron] How do you know where I'll be? 822 00:52:03,792 --> 00:52:06,166 - Trust me, I'll find you. 823 00:52:07,291 --> 00:52:08,125 - How? 824 00:52:09,417 --> 00:52:11,375 - I have your scent. 825 00:52:11,417 --> 00:52:14,041 (soft music) 826 00:52:14,083 --> 00:52:15,375 (Cameron chuckles) 827 00:52:15,417 --> 00:52:19,333 - Ooh, she has my scent. 828 00:52:19,375 --> 00:52:22,542 (giggling) Oh my god. 829 00:52:26,083 --> 00:52:29,166 (light upbeat music) 830 00:52:32,208 --> 00:52:33,208 - [Liz] Hey. 831 00:52:34,750 --> 00:52:35,583 - Hey. 832 00:52:36,750 --> 00:52:41,541 - So, um, my friend plays in this band 833 00:52:41,583 --> 00:52:45,750 and I was wondering if maybe you wanted to go 834 00:52:45,792 --> 00:52:47,583 and see them with me tomorrow night. 835 00:52:50,959 --> 00:52:52,041 Nevermind. 836 00:52:53,375 --> 00:52:53,975 - Uh... 837 00:52:58,875 --> 00:52:59,834 That would be cool. 838 00:53:01,333 --> 00:53:02,166 - Really? 839 00:53:03,542 --> 00:53:05,583 Oh, um, awesome. 840 00:53:05,625 --> 00:53:06,833 They're like this cross between 841 00:53:06,875 --> 00:53:08,291 like The Specials and Green Day, 842 00:53:08,333 --> 00:53:09,833 and I've already got two tickets, 843 00:53:09,875 --> 00:53:13,249 so you don't have to worry about that, um, yeah. (giggles) 844 00:53:13,291 --> 00:53:14,458 - Great, yeah. - Yeah. 845 00:53:17,250 --> 00:53:19,208 - But, uh... 846 00:53:21,208 --> 00:53:22,999 I got a lot of stuff going on right now. 847 00:53:23,041 --> 00:53:26,166 I can't really talk about it but um... 848 00:53:27,709 --> 00:53:28,625 Maybe another time? 849 00:53:31,125 --> 00:53:34,208 - Cool. Yeah. 850 00:53:34,250 --> 00:53:36,125 - Next time for sure. - Mm-hm, yeah. 851 00:53:39,583 --> 00:53:41,833 (Cameron sighs) 852 00:53:41,875 --> 00:53:43,458 ♪ All our love ♪ (light upbeat music) 853 00:53:43,500 --> 00:53:45,708 ♪ Right here in me ♪ 854 00:53:45,750 --> 00:53:47,999 (music muffling) (patrons chattering) 855 00:53:48,041 --> 00:53:49,833 ♪ It's coming through ♪ 856 00:53:49,875 --> 00:53:53,625 (muffling drowns out lyrics) 857 00:53:55,625 --> 00:53:57,417 - So this is Diane's favorite place. 858 00:54:00,917 --> 00:54:02,041 - Lots of chandeliers. 859 00:54:03,041 --> 00:54:04,333 - Uh-huh, yeah. 860 00:54:10,750 --> 00:54:12,833 - Um, Martin, he's actually trying out 861 00:54:12,875 --> 00:54:14,917 for the Blue Jays farm club this year. 862 00:54:14,959 --> 00:54:18,375 - Earned that, semi-pro. 863 00:54:18,417 --> 00:54:20,792 - That's amazing, that's amazing. 864 00:54:23,083 --> 00:54:25,541 - Diane has this photographic memory, 865 00:54:25,583 --> 00:54:27,124 so she doesn't even have to study 866 00:54:27,166 --> 00:54:29,708 and she gets straight A's, especially in history. 867 00:54:29,750 --> 00:54:31,917 - No, no, I have to study sometimes. 868 00:54:31,959 --> 00:54:32,875 - Right on. 869 00:54:33,959 --> 00:54:34,875 - Okay. 870 00:54:34,917 --> 00:54:36,959 (Diane and Martin chuckle) 871 00:54:37,001 --> 00:54:40,083 - I once knew this dude who studied all night for a test. 872 00:54:40,125 --> 00:54:43,917 Like, like he had it down and (chuckles) 873 00:54:43,959 --> 00:54:45,750 and right before he was going to leave for school, 874 00:54:45,792 --> 00:54:48,124 he, he fell asleep. (chuckles) 875 00:54:48,166 --> 00:54:49,375 And missed the test. (chuckles) 876 00:54:49,417 --> 00:54:50,583 (Diane and Cameron chuckling) 877 00:54:50,625 --> 00:54:52,291 I mean, what a doofus. 878 00:54:52,333 --> 00:54:55,917 (muffled music continuing) 879 00:54:57,750 --> 00:55:00,124 ♪ Right here in me ♪ 880 00:55:00,166 --> 00:55:02,667 - So I'm gonna go let you two eat. 881 00:55:02,709 --> 00:55:03,542 - No! - No! 882 00:55:06,001 --> 00:55:07,875 ♪ Right here in me ♪ 883 00:55:07,917 --> 00:55:09,083 - I have plans. 884 00:55:10,458 --> 00:55:13,541 - Ah, well I am gonna go to the bathroom. 885 00:55:13,583 --> 00:55:15,416 ♪ Right here in me ♪ 886 00:55:15,458 --> 00:55:19,500 So I'll be right back and you stay right there. 887 00:55:19,542 --> 00:55:23,208 (muffling music continuing) 888 00:55:26,750 --> 00:55:28,166 - Dude, this is not working. 889 00:55:28,208 --> 00:55:29,999 - What are you talking about? 890 00:55:30,041 --> 00:55:30,833 - You don't feel it? 891 00:55:30,875 --> 00:55:32,208 - No, it's great, star-crossed lovers, baby. 892 00:55:32,250 --> 00:55:34,708 - Think so? - Cameron, Cameron, Cameron. 893 00:55:34,750 --> 00:55:36,917 - Oh, hi, um... 894 00:55:36,959 --> 00:55:38,709 Victoria, This is my friend Martin. 895 00:55:39,709 --> 00:55:42,709 (Martin stuttering) 896 00:55:44,709 --> 00:55:46,083 (Martin chuckling) 897 00:55:46,125 --> 00:55:48,375 - We're leaving, now. 898 00:55:49,667 --> 00:55:52,458 - Don't go. - Now. 899 00:55:52,500 --> 00:55:53,917 - You're on your own, buddy. 900 00:55:55,959 --> 00:55:57,709 - What am I supposed to say to her? 901 00:55:59,375 --> 00:56:01,001 - Wait, wait up, wait. 902 00:56:02,125 --> 00:56:04,500 That was perfect, you got me out just in time. 903 00:56:04,542 --> 00:56:05,917 - So who's the girl? 904 00:56:05,959 --> 00:56:07,416 - Oh, that's Diane. 905 00:56:07,458 --> 00:56:09,124 That's the girl I was telling you about. 906 00:56:09,166 --> 00:56:11,041 - No, you never mentioned her. 907 00:56:11,083 --> 00:56:12,792 - Really? - Yeah. 908 00:56:13,792 --> 00:56:14,999 How do you know her? 909 00:56:15,041 --> 00:56:17,708 - I've been in love with Diane since freshman year. 910 00:56:17,750 --> 00:56:19,917 - So then who's the guy? 911 00:56:19,959 --> 00:56:22,625 - Oh, he's into her too, so I set them up. 912 00:56:22,667 --> 00:56:25,416 - Well, that doesn't really seem very smart, does it? 913 00:56:25,458 --> 00:56:27,750 - Well, he's an idiot, I'm not worried. 914 00:56:27,792 --> 00:56:30,500 - Kinda sounds like you're the complete idiot. 915 00:56:31,458 --> 00:56:32,417 - I have a plan. 916 00:56:33,792 --> 00:56:34,583 She thinks he's cute, 917 00:56:34,625 --> 00:56:36,333 but I know if she spends enough time with him, 918 00:56:36,375 --> 00:56:38,291 she'll realize he's a moron. 919 00:56:38,333 --> 00:56:42,500 - And what, realize that you're the love of her life? 920 00:56:43,500 --> 00:56:45,750 - Uh, something like that. 921 00:56:45,792 --> 00:56:48,917 - After four years? 922 00:56:48,959 --> 00:56:49,792 - Five. 923 00:56:50,875 --> 00:56:55,416 - You know, sometimes love is never reciprocated. 924 00:56:55,458 --> 00:56:57,999 In fact, it's rare. 925 00:56:58,041 --> 00:57:01,458 (smooth electric guitar) 926 00:57:03,917 --> 00:57:05,959 - Thanks for the pep talk. 927 00:57:06,001 --> 00:57:09,250 (uplifting rock music) 928 00:57:15,542 --> 00:57:17,458 Okay, now you've seen it, let's go somewhere else. 929 00:57:17,500 --> 00:57:19,417 - No, I wanna see where you work. 930 00:57:20,875 --> 00:57:22,625 - Can we please just go somewhere else? 931 00:57:25,166 --> 00:57:26,000 - Why? 932 00:57:27,250 --> 00:57:28,875 What are you hiding? - Nothing. 933 00:57:32,542 --> 00:57:34,375 Do you see those two guys over there? 934 00:57:36,291 --> 00:57:38,208 They've been giving me shit for years. 935 00:57:39,250 --> 00:57:40,125 - Really? 936 00:57:42,417 --> 00:57:43,667 Oh, this should be fun. 937 00:57:44,583 --> 00:57:45,417 - Huh? 938 00:57:53,000 --> 00:57:54,417 - Hey, pencil dicks. 939 00:57:56,250 --> 00:57:57,959 - What did you just say to us? 940 00:57:58,001 --> 00:57:59,917 - I called you a pencil dick and you both looked. 941 00:57:59,959 --> 00:58:02,208 So I must be onto something. 942 00:58:03,083 --> 00:58:04,750 - What's your problem, lady? 943 00:58:04,792 --> 00:58:06,208 - I asked my friend if he could find me 944 00:58:06,250 --> 00:58:09,458 the two biggest losers in town and he did, 945 00:58:09,500 --> 00:58:12,166 because here you are. 946 00:58:14,041 --> 00:58:16,083 (dramatic beat) 947 00:58:16,125 --> 00:58:18,709 Hey Cam, come over here. 948 00:58:29,792 --> 00:58:32,458 - So what, you always have a women fight your fights? 949 00:58:33,583 --> 00:58:35,375 - You have another woman besides me? 950 00:58:37,834 --> 00:58:40,124 Well, that's two more than you. 951 00:58:40,166 --> 00:58:43,000 (Jason chuckling) 952 00:58:44,709 --> 00:58:45,959 - You think this is funny? 953 00:58:46,001 --> 00:58:47,125 - No, no. 954 00:58:49,291 --> 00:58:51,750 Whoa, I, I, I didn't, I didn't say anything. 955 00:58:51,792 --> 00:58:52,875 (fist smacks) (Cameron grunts) 956 00:58:52,917 --> 00:58:54,375 (Cameron thuds) 957 00:58:54,417 --> 00:58:57,833 (light rock music) 958 00:58:57,875 --> 00:58:59,833 - [Victoria] Well, get up. 959 00:58:59,875 --> 00:59:01,875 - Hi. - No. 960 00:59:01,917 --> 00:59:05,750 (light rock music continuing) 961 00:59:09,125 --> 00:59:12,208 (fist smacks) (Cameron grunts) 962 00:59:12,250 --> 00:59:14,291 Letting him hit you in the face over 963 00:59:14,333 --> 00:59:15,999 and over isn't a strategy, Cam. 964 00:59:16,041 --> 00:59:17,667 - Thank, oh! (fist smacks) 965 00:59:17,709 --> 00:59:18,999 (Cameron grunts) 966 00:59:19,041 --> 00:59:21,833 (Cameron groaning) (Victoria sighs) 967 00:59:21,875 --> 00:59:23,625 - Time out, time out. 968 00:59:28,625 --> 00:59:32,124 Look, you're not really doing too great. 969 00:59:32,166 --> 00:59:33,001 - No shit. 970 00:59:34,041 --> 00:59:39,041 - Here's a tip: hit him in the ribs over and over again. 971 00:59:40,834 --> 00:59:41,667 Trust me. 972 00:59:45,375 --> 00:59:48,125 (heels clacking) 973 00:59:49,291 --> 00:59:51,166 All right, let's go. 974 00:59:59,667 --> 01:00:04,667 (fist smacks) (Cameron grunts) 975 01:00:09,208 --> 01:00:10,249 (fist thuds) (Chad groans) 976 01:00:10,291 --> 01:00:12,999 - Oh my god, ow. 977 01:00:13,041 --> 01:00:15,166 (Chad coughs) 978 01:00:15,208 --> 01:00:18,291 - That's it, Cameron, don't let up. 979 01:00:18,333 --> 01:00:21,250 (light rock music) 980 01:00:23,375 --> 01:00:24,541 (fist thuds) 981 01:00:24,583 --> 01:00:27,083 (Chad coughs) 982 01:00:28,125 --> 01:00:29,000 - You're the perv. 983 01:00:29,959 --> 01:00:32,625 You're the perv, you're the, ow. 984 01:00:33,542 --> 01:00:34,375 Okay. 985 01:00:35,333 --> 01:00:39,792 (light rock music continuing) 986 01:00:39,834 --> 01:00:40,959 (fist smacks) (Cameron grunts) 987 01:00:41,001 --> 01:00:43,417 (Chad thuds) 988 01:00:45,041 --> 01:00:47,375 Ow, god, oh. 989 01:00:48,417 --> 01:00:49,792 - That's enough, right? 990 01:00:50,709 --> 01:00:53,458 - I've never seen anyone take Chad down before. 991 01:00:53,500 --> 01:00:54,333 - Well, good. 992 01:00:55,834 --> 01:00:57,250 Well, help him up. - Oh. 993 01:01:02,125 --> 01:01:04,750 They say the fighting doesn't help but, 994 01:01:04,792 --> 01:01:06,917 I think that was very effective. 995 01:01:06,959 --> 01:01:08,416 - Come on, there you go. 996 01:01:08,458 --> 01:01:11,125 (Chad groaning) 997 01:01:12,333 --> 01:01:14,917 (Chad spits) 998 01:01:14,959 --> 01:01:17,250 - Now are you going to bother Cameron anymore? 999 01:01:20,750 --> 01:01:24,208 And Cam, you and Pencil Dick, you're good, right? 1000 01:01:25,583 --> 01:01:28,833 - Sure. (Chad spits) 1001 01:01:28,875 --> 01:01:31,083 - Great, let's go. 1002 01:01:31,125 --> 01:01:33,875 (heels clacking) 1003 01:01:36,709 --> 01:01:40,166 - Hey lady, who are you? 1004 01:01:40,208 --> 01:01:43,208 (Victoria chuckles) 1005 01:01:45,917 --> 01:01:49,500 - Well, I'm whoever Cameron wants me to be. 1006 01:01:53,834 --> 01:01:56,333 (hand smacks) 1007 01:02:07,166 --> 01:02:08,000 - Bye, Cam. 1008 01:02:09,333 --> 01:02:11,249 - Thanks for the support. 1009 01:02:11,291 --> 01:02:12,500 - Whatever, Pencil Dick. 1010 01:02:13,375 --> 01:02:15,667 (car door shuts) 1011 01:02:15,709 --> 01:02:17,917 (Cameron groans) 1012 01:02:17,959 --> 01:02:19,208 - I think it's broken. 1013 01:02:19,250 --> 01:02:20,500 - It's not broken. 1014 01:02:23,959 --> 01:02:26,250 - Oh my god. (groans) 1015 01:02:38,917 --> 01:02:40,083 - Here, drink this. 1016 01:02:42,166 --> 01:02:44,291 - What is it? 1017 01:02:44,333 --> 01:02:45,917 - It'll help take the pain away. 1018 01:02:49,583 --> 01:02:51,541 - My tummy doesn't do well with Motrin. 1019 01:02:51,583 --> 01:02:52,792 - Just drink it. 1020 01:02:54,083 --> 01:02:54,917 - Okay. 1021 01:03:01,542 --> 01:03:03,166 Hm. 1022 01:03:03,208 --> 01:03:05,041 - We're connected forever now. 1023 01:03:05,083 --> 01:03:06,500 - Why? 1024 01:03:06,542 --> 01:03:08,875 - You just drank my blood, so. 1025 01:03:08,917 --> 01:03:11,917 - Ah! Oh! 1026 01:03:13,500 --> 01:03:15,541 What's it gonna do to me? 1027 01:03:15,583 --> 01:03:18,458 - Oh relax, it'll just make you heal faster, that's all. 1028 01:03:19,875 --> 01:03:21,500 - Am I gonna be a vampire now? - No! 1029 01:03:25,000 --> 01:03:27,417 Okay, so where are we going to? 1030 01:03:31,125 --> 01:03:32,625 - I kinda wanna just go home. 1031 01:03:34,875 --> 01:03:38,875 I've never been in a fight before, that sucked. 1032 01:03:40,542 --> 01:03:41,958 - You did good. 1033 01:03:42,000 --> 01:03:44,166 (soft music) 1034 01:03:44,208 --> 01:03:45,041 - Oh... 1035 01:03:48,125 --> 01:03:50,333 Thanks. (chuckles) 1036 01:03:51,625 --> 01:03:53,416 (car door shuts) Whoa! 1037 01:03:53,458 --> 01:03:56,041 Whoa, oh, that worked. 1038 01:03:57,291 --> 01:03:58,333 Oh, I'm feeling good. 1039 01:04:00,417 --> 01:04:01,458 - See? 1040 01:04:01,500 --> 01:04:03,333 You need to trust me. 1041 01:04:03,375 --> 01:04:07,041 - Yeah, no, I'm feeling really good. 1042 01:04:08,375 --> 01:04:10,333 We should go do something. 1043 01:04:10,375 --> 01:04:12,124 No, we could go dancing, do you like dancing? 1044 01:04:12,166 --> 01:04:13,208 I like dancing. 1045 01:04:17,458 --> 01:04:19,667 - Yeah, maybe another night. 1046 01:04:20,667 --> 01:04:23,083 - You know, yeah, yeah, that's cool. 1047 01:04:25,542 --> 01:04:26,667 Tomorrow night! 1048 01:04:26,709 --> 01:04:28,999 (shoes shuffling) (arms whipping) 1049 01:04:29,041 --> 01:04:32,416 I feel it, I feel it in my bones. 1050 01:04:32,458 --> 01:04:34,083 - Good night, Cameron. 1051 01:04:35,291 --> 01:04:37,917 - Yeah, yeah, good night, night, Victoria. 1052 01:04:40,875 --> 01:04:44,416 (Cameron shrieks) 1053 01:04:44,458 --> 01:04:47,083 (crickets chirping) 1054 01:04:47,125 --> 01:04:50,125 (upbeat rock music) 1055 01:05:08,083 --> 01:05:10,999 - You wanna hand with that? - Woo! 1056 01:05:11,041 --> 01:05:11,875 Hey, oh... 1057 01:05:13,583 --> 01:05:17,917 How did you get in here, or, what are you doing here? 1058 01:05:17,959 --> 01:05:20,999 - I forgot to mention the sexual overdrive 1059 01:05:21,041 --> 01:05:25,125 that you'll be experiencing for the next few hours. 1060 01:05:26,208 --> 01:05:29,417 - Yeah, I noticed, it's like a vampire Viagra. 1061 01:05:31,959 --> 01:05:34,001 Is that why you came to see me? 1062 01:05:35,291 --> 01:05:36,125 - No. 1063 01:05:37,500 --> 01:05:38,875 I was thinking about Diane. 1064 01:05:40,500 --> 01:05:41,333 - Me too. 1065 01:05:44,458 --> 01:05:48,125 - Maybe, maybe she needs to see another side of you. 1066 01:05:50,208 --> 01:05:52,542 - She knows every side of me. 1067 01:05:54,083 --> 01:05:56,583 - I mean, the problem is 1068 01:05:56,625 --> 01:05:59,709 that she doesn't really know you like I know you. 1069 01:06:02,959 --> 01:06:04,208 Last night you... 1070 01:06:05,959 --> 01:06:07,458 Almost took a bullet for me. 1071 01:06:09,000 --> 01:06:11,375 I mean, he was a terrible shot, but... 1072 01:06:14,083 --> 01:06:16,667 When I needed someone that I could trust 1073 01:06:16,709 --> 01:06:20,125 to help keep my secret, you were there. 1074 01:06:23,000 --> 01:06:24,625 You didn't tell anyone, did you? 1075 01:06:25,542 --> 01:06:27,959 (soft music) 1076 01:06:30,125 --> 01:06:35,125 Maybe the best way to not be lusting after Diane 1077 01:06:39,208 --> 01:06:43,249 is to be lusting with someone else. 1078 01:06:43,291 --> 01:06:46,625 (soft music continuing) 1079 01:06:49,583 --> 01:06:51,333 You know what I mean? 1080 01:06:52,959 --> 01:06:55,792 - Yeah, I think I get the picture. 1081 01:06:56,875 --> 01:07:00,959 - If Diane knew that you were involved with someone like me, 1082 01:07:02,458 --> 01:07:05,625 she just might wonder what she's missing out on. 1083 01:07:06,542 --> 01:07:09,875 (soft music continuing) 1084 01:07:13,667 --> 01:07:16,458 - Cam, did you know, in 1926- 1085 01:07:21,250 --> 01:07:22,583 Uh... 1086 01:07:28,500 --> 01:07:31,000 (door clicks) 1087 01:07:33,000 --> 01:07:33,917 - Where were we? 1088 01:07:33,959 --> 01:07:35,125 - Wait, wait, wait. 1089 01:07:43,333 --> 01:07:48,083 It's not you, but I'm not just lusting after Diane. 1090 01:07:49,667 --> 01:07:53,124 I know the date tonight had to go horrible. 1091 01:07:53,166 --> 01:07:55,291 So maybe tomorrow things will be different. 1092 01:07:56,166 --> 01:07:58,999 - Yeah, I don't wanna hurt your feelings, 1093 01:07:59,041 --> 01:08:00,792 but things will never be different. 1094 01:08:02,959 --> 01:08:04,416 - You don't know that. 1095 01:08:04,458 --> 01:08:06,750 - I've been around a very long time, Cameron. 1096 01:08:08,333 --> 01:08:09,917 - Yeah, well, I'd rather get hurt 1097 01:08:09,959 --> 01:08:12,124 than trick her into liking me. 1098 01:08:12,166 --> 01:08:13,625 - Well, then you're a fool. 1099 01:08:14,458 --> 01:08:15,875 - Yeah, well, you can leave. 1100 01:08:16,834 --> 01:08:18,208 - Really? 1101 01:08:18,250 --> 01:08:19,083 - Yeah, get out. 1102 01:08:26,166 --> 01:08:29,500 I'm sorry, I, I just, I- 1103 01:08:29,542 --> 01:08:32,208 (ominous music) 1104 01:08:33,583 --> 01:08:38,583 (crickets chirping) (ominous music continuing) 1105 01:08:49,291 --> 01:08:52,041 (birds chirping) 1106 01:09:17,834 --> 01:09:20,333 - Bro, you need to get a phone. 1107 01:09:20,375 --> 01:09:23,166 Everything fell apart after you left. 1108 01:09:23,208 --> 01:09:24,250 - At least you tried. 1109 01:09:25,625 --> 01:09:26,458 - But... 1110 01:09:30,041 --> 01:09:31,958 I need your help. 1111 01:09:32,000 --> 01:09:34,166 - She either likes you or she doesn't, man. 1112 01:09:38,834 --> 01:09:40,999 - She likes the looks of me 1113 01:09:41,041 --> 01:09:43,250 and the whatever it is she likes about you. 1114 01:09:44,250 --> 01:09:45,959 - Maybe it's just not meant to be. 1115 01:09:46,959 --> 01:09:48,291 - You're bumming me out, bro! 1116 01:09:48,333 --> 01:09:49,792 - What do you want me to say? 1117 01:09:50,750 --> 01:09:52,417 - I thought you were my wing man. 1118 01:09:53,333 --> 01:09:55,041 The coke to my Jack. 1119 01:09:55,083 --> 01:09:57,333 The thunder to my lightning. 1120 01:09:57,375 --> 01:10:01,291 The arrow to my bow, frosting to my cake. 1121 01:10:01,333 --> 01:10:02,667 Man, the peanut to my butter- 1122 01:10:02,709 --> 01:10:04,792 - Yeah, I get it, I get it. 1123 01:10:04,834 --> 01:10:07,959 Look, I'm just really busy right now, so good luck. 1124 01:10:09,417 --> 01:10:11,875 (car starting) 1125 01:10:11,917 --> 01:10:13,250 - So are you gonna help me? 1126 01:10:25,709 --> 01:10:28,959 (door chimes clinking) 1127 01:10:49,333 --> 01:10:51,750 - Hi, can I help you find anything? 1128 01:10:51,792 --> 01:10:55,125 - No, I'm just having a look. 1129 01:10:57,250 --> 01:11:00,875 You know, I've always felt more comfortable 1130 01:11:00,917 --> 01:11:03,667 in vintage clothing. 1131 01:11:05,500 --> 01:11:08,041 - Let me know if you wanna try anything on, okay? 1132 01:11:08,083 --> 01:11:09,208 - [Victoria] Thank you. 1133 01:11:12,166 --> 01:11:13,834 Excuse me? - Yes? 1134 01:11:15,375 --> 01:11:17,041 (ominous music) 1135 01:11:17,083 --> 01:11:18,458 - Is your name Diane? 1136 01:11:21,917 --> 01:11:23,999 - So the girl who's staying next door wanted 1137 01:11:24,041 --> 01:11:27,667 to have sex with you, but you're still hung up on Diane, 1138 01:11:27,709 --> 01:11:29,583 but at the same time, you're trying 1139 01:11:29,625 --> 01:11:31,542 to set Diane up with Martin? 1140 01:11:33,000 --> 01:11:36,083 - There are a few other details, but yeah. 1141 01:11:36,959 --> 01:11:39,125 - These are some very first-world problems. 1142 01:11:40,667 --> 01:11:42,833 - You know what, fuck all of 'em. 1143 01:11:42,875 --> 01:11:43,834 - Really? 1144 01:11:46,458 --> 01:11:48,833 - You know, I'm always trying to make people happy, 1145 01:11:48,875 --> 01:11:51,124 but not anymore. - Mm. 1146 01:11:51,166 --> 01:11:54,583 Come out with me tonight, I'll help cheer you up. 1147 01:11:55,959 --> 01:11:57,875 - What do you want to do? 1148 01:11:57,917 --> 01:12:00,500 - Oh, well, um, I already told you, 1149 01:12:00,542 --> 01:12:02,001 my friend's band is playing. 1150 01:12:04,000 --> 01:12:04,834 - I don't know. 1151 01:12:06,625 --> 01:12:07,833 - You do know what the definition 1152 01:12:07,875 --> 01:12:09,458 of insanity is, right? 1153 01:12:12,625 --> 01:12:15,083 It'll be fun, trust me. 1154 01:12:17,792 --> 01:12:19,875 - Okay. - Nice. 1155 01:12:19,917 --> 01:12:21,375 (door clatters) 1156 01:12:21,417 --> 01:12:23,583 - You two still work here? 1157 01:12:26,041 --> 01:12:27,291 "Uh," let's go. 1158 01:12:30,750 --> 01:12:33,999 (crickets chirping) 1159 01:12:34,041 --> 01:12:36,333 (hand knocking) 1160 01:12:36,375 --> 01:12:37,958 - Got a date tonight? 1161 01:12:38,000 --> 01:12:40,750 - No, gonna go see a band with Liz. 1162 01:12:41,667 --> 01:12:43,999 - [Hunter] Thought her name was Victoria. 1163 01:12:44,041 --> 01:12:46,124 - No, Liz from work. 1164 01:12:46,166 --> 01:12:47,834 - What happened to Diane? 1165 01:12:49,125 --> 01:12:51,083 - I'm working on it. 1166 01:12:51,959 --> 01:12:53,458 - And the girl next door? 1167 01:12:56,125 --> 01:12:57,333 - Been there, done that. 1168 01:12:59,583 --> 01:13:00,417 - Okay. 1169 01:13:03,001 --> 01:13:06,208 We all have these streaks in life 1170 01:13:06,250 --> 01:13:11,250 where our romantic options seem numerous. 1171 01:13:12,375 --> 01:13:13,375 - Dad. 1172 01:13:13,417 --> 01:13:15,416 - No, hear me out, hear me out. 1173 01:13:15,458 --> 01:13:20,166 If you start to explore too many options at one time, 1174 01:13:20,208 --> 01:13:21,625 you may end up with none. 1175 01:13:23,041 --> 01:13:25,166 - Okay, yeah, thanks, thanks. 1176 01:13:25,208 --> 01:13:26,750 - It's like oxygen, right? 1177 01:13:27,709 --> 01:13:29,625 We need it to breathe. 1178 01:13:29,667 --> 01:13:33,083 But if we get too much of it, makes us dizzy. 1179 01:13:34,750 --> 01:13:36,249 - What's your point? 1180 01:13:36,291 --> 01:13:38,000 - If you plant too many seeds, 1181 01:13:39,000 --> 01:13:40,667 one may end up growing. 1182 01:13:42,667 --> 01:13:44,625 - Dad, I have it under control. 1183 01:13:44,667 --> 01:13:49,041 - Okay, okay, look, just in case. 1184 01:13:55,250 --> 01:13:56,333 The rate you're going. 1185 01:14:01,375 --> 01:14:02,500 - Wow. 1186 01:14:02,542 --> 01:14:05,542 (crickets chirping) 1187 01:14:10,291 --> 01:14:12,709 (soft music) 1188 01:14:44,750 --> 01:14:48,083 (soft music continuing) 1189 01:15:17,875 --> 01:15:21,041 (rock music muffling) 1190 01:15:40,333 --> 01:15:43,333 (crickets chirping) 1191 01:15:44,750 --> 01:15:49,250 Oh, (chuckles) she, she's just loaning her a dress. 1192 01:16:00,417 --> 01:16:02,834 (soft music) 1193 01:16:06,417 --> 01:16:07,250 Whoa. 1194 01:16:09,667 --> 01:16:10,500 No. 1195 01:16:18,959 --> 01:16:20,792 This is not happening. 1196 01:16:22,625 --> 01:16:25,959 (soft music continuing) 1197 01:16:51,625 --> 01:16:54,959 (soft music continuing) 1198 01:16:57,166 --> 01:17:00,333 (rock music muffling) 1199 01:17:09,750 --> 01:17:12,500 (birds chirping) 1200 01:17:32,208 --> 01:17:33,458 - Did you enjoy the show? 1201 01:17:34,959 --> 01:17:37,667 - All the people, you had to mess around with her? 1202 01:17:37,709 --> 01:17:40,291 - I had to find out if she was all that. 1203 01:17:40,333 --> 01:17:42,917 And she was insatiable. 1204 01:17:43,917 --> 01:17:45,416 - You ruined everything. 1205 01:17:45,458 --> 01:17:50,458 - Trust me, she's not your type and she never will be. 1206 01:17:50,500 --> 01:17:51,750 So get over it. 1207 01:17:53,917 --> 01:17:55,208 - You stay away from her. 1208 01:17:57,166 --> 01:17:58,166 - Or what? 1209 01:18:00,041 --> 01:18:02,000 - Or I'll tell her what you really are. 1210 01:18:03,500 --> 01:18:07,458 - But that wouldn't really work out for any of us, would it? 1211 01:18:08,583 --> 01:18:11,041 (Victoria's feet shuffling) 1212 01:18:11,083 --> 01:18:12,667 - I'm not helping you anymore. 1213 01:18:12,709 --> 01:18:15,291 (chilling beat) 1214 01:18:15,333 --> 01:18:17,833 (ominous music) 1215 01:18:17,875 --> 01:18:21,124 - Don't try me, Cameron. 1216 01:18:21,166 --> 01:18:24,041 Tomorrow night it'll be all over. 1217 01:18:24,083 --> 01:18:28,875 But until then, you'll do exactly what I ask of you. 1218 01:18:30,375 --> 01:18:31,542 Do you understand? 1219 01:18:38,208 --> 01:18:39,041 - Ah-om. 1220 01:18:43,709 --> 01:18:47,500 Ah-om. 1221 01:18:47,542 --> 01:18:48,959 - Martin. 1222 01:18:49,001 --> 01:18:50,917 - How'd you find me? 1223 01:18:50,959 --> 01:18:52,792 - Your mom told me you were here. 1224 01:18:52,834 --> 01:18:55,792 (tranquil music) 1225 01:18:55,834 --> 01:18:59,208 - Ah-om. - Whatcha doing? 1226 01:18:59,250 --> 01:19:04,083 - I am entering the deepest and darkest parts of my soul 1227 01:19:04,125 --> 01:19:08,708 and I need complete and utter silence, thank you. 1228 01:19:08,750 --> 01:19:11,458 (tranquil music) 1229 01:19:11,500 --> 01:19:14,999 Ah-om. 1230 01:19:15,041 --> 01:19:16,792 Ah... Martin, 1231 01:19:16,834 --> 01:19:19,667 if you want my help with Diane, I am all in. 1232 01:19:20,875 --> 01:19:23,208 - No, what you said was right. 1233 01:19:23,250 --> 01:19:27,333 - No, no, no, no, no, forget what I said, she is hot, right? 1234 01:19:28,834 --> 01:19:30,166 - Super hot. 1235 01:19:30,208 --> 01:19:32,041 - Mm-hm, and I know what she likes to talk about. 1236 01:19:32,083 --> 01:19:35,709 So if we work together as a team, we can get her back, 1237 01:19:36,667 --> 01:19:39,083 and I'm gonna throw all my best stuff at her. 1238 01:19:39,125 --> 01:19:41,875 (birds chirping) 1239 01:19:49,667 --> 01:19:51,750 - What happens when you're not there anymore? 1240 01:19:51,792 --> 01:19:54,709 - No, I'm gonna be with you the whole time. 1241 01:19:55,875 --> 01:19:57,541 - Even when we're banging? 1242 01:19:57,583 --> 01:20:00,625 - No, I'm gonna let you do that. 1243 01:20:00,667 --> 01:20:02,375 - 'Cause that would be a little weird. 1244 01:20:02,417 --> 01:20:04,291 - Yeah, are you free tonight? 1245 01:20:06,625 --> 01:20:07,458 - Yeah. 1246 01:20:08,583 --> 01:20:09,834 - Okay, gimme your phone. 1247 01:20:14,959 --> 01:20:16,083 - Why? 1248 01:20:16,125 --> 01:20:17,583 - I'm gonna set you up with a date. 1249 01:20:21,875 --> 01:20:24,041 (thumbs tapping) 1250 01:20:24,083 --> 01:20:27,583 Ooh, yeah. (chuckles) 1251 01:20:27,625 --> 01:20:28,959 Okay, okay, (giggles) okay. 1252 01:20:36,000 --> 01:20:39,375 All right, I'll call you later, see what she says, okay? 1253 01:20:44,750 --> 01:20:47,750 Martin, don't text her without me. 1254 01:20:49,709 --> 01:20:50,542 - Okay. 1255 01:20:51,500 --> 01:20:52,625 Hey, Cam? - Yeah. 1256 01:20:54,333 --> 01:20:55,583 - Why are you helping me? 1257 01:20:57,000 --> 01:20:59,124 - 'Cause you're the lesser of two evils, man. 1258 01:20:59,166 --> 01:21:00,917 (Martin chuckles) 1259 01:21:00,959 --> 01:21:04,375 - "Lesser of two evils," (giggles) awesome! 1260 01:21:04,417 --> 01:21:06,291 - (chuckles) Yeah. 1261 01:21:06,333 --> 01:21:09,417 (light upbeat music) 1262 01:21:10,959 --> 01:21:15,083 - You're a little devil, yes, you are, yes, you are. 1263 01:21:17,125 --> 01:21:19,667 (door creaking) 1264 01:21:19,709 --> 01:21:22,041 - You're late, again. 1265 01:21:23,834 --> 01:21:24,667 - I quit. 1266 01:21:25,750 --> 01:21:26,583 - What? 1267 01:21:27,500 --> 01:21:29,375 - Huh? Ah. 1268 01:21:29,417 --> 01:21:30,875 I'm making life choices. 1269 01:21:31,834 --> 01:21:33,458 - Come on, Cameron. 1270 01:21:33,500 --> 01:21:36,166 (door creaking) 1271 01:21:37,458 --> 01:21:38,375 - Hey! 1272 01:21:38,417 --> 01:21:40,250 What happened last night? 1273 01:21:41,417 --> 01:21:45,542 - Oh, I'm so sorry, I completely forgot. 1274 01:21:47,792 --> 01:21:48,667 - You forgot. 1275 01:21:53,001 --> 01:21:54,833 (foot thuds) (Cameron grunts) 1276 01:21:54,875 --> 01:21:56,291 (fist smacks) (Liz grunts) (Cameron grunts) 1277 01:21:56,333 --> 01:21:59,999 (Cameron groaning) 1278 01:22:00,041 --> 01:22:03,166 - Oh my god. (groaning) 1279 01:22:09,375 --> 01:22:11,375 - Bye. - Have a good one. 1280 01:22:11,417 --> 01:22:12,541 - Hi. - Hey. 1281 01:22:12,583 --> 01:22:14,208 - Cameron. - Hey! 1282 01:22:14,250 --> 01:22:15,541 - [Diane] What are you doing here? 1283 01:22:15,583 --> 01:22:19,083 - Uh, I need a new outfit for a big date tonight. 1284 01:22:21,709 --> 01:22:23,001 - Did Chad hit you again? 1285 01:22:23,834 --> 01:22:25,917 - No, no, it was a girl at work. 1286 01:22:25,959 --> 01:22:27,291 I, I had it coming. 1287 01:22:28,458 --> 01:22:29,291 - Cameron. 1288 01:22:30,917 --> 01:22:32,625 - Well, let's see. 1289 01:22:34,250 --> 01:22:38,000 Ooh, actually, these might work for your date. 1290 01:22:40,125 --> 01:22:41,333 They cover the bruise. 1291 01:22:41,375 --> 01:22:42,583 - Yeah. - Oh, yeah. 1292 01:22:43,583 --> 01:22:44,792 - Yeah. - It's not bad. 1293 01:22:44,834 --> 01:22:47,500 - Nice, yeah. (chuckles) 1294 01:22:47,542 --> 01:22:52,375 Uh, well, I, I, um, I, I, I'm going next door. 1295 01:22:52,417 --> 01:22:53,999 - Well, thank you for stopping by. 1296 01:22:54,041 --> 01:22:54,875 - Yeah. 1297 01:22:56,208 --> 01:22:58,333 - Oh, well, Martin asked me out again. 1298 01:22:58,375 --> 01:23:00,417 - Oh, he did? - Mm-hm. 1299 01:23:02,500 --> 01:23:04,708 I don't know if I'm gonna go or not. 1300 01:23:04,750 --> 01:23:05,708 - Why? 1301 01:23:05,750 --> 01:23:08,416 - Because he's really not boyfriend material. 1302 01:23:08,458 --> 01:23:11,333 You know, I'd just be using him for all the wrong reasons. 1303 01:23:12,792 --> 01:23:14,083 - Well, you can use me for that. 1304 01:23:14,125 --> 01:23:14,917 (both chuckling) 1305 01:23:14,959 --> 01:23:17,083 - No. (chuckles) (sighs) 1306 01:23:20,542 --> 01:23:22,041 - You're gonna say yes, right? 1307 01:23:26,583 --> 01:23:27,750 - Yeah, I think I will. 1308 01:23:31,542 --> 01:23:32,417 - Did you get it? 1309 01:23:35,250 --> 01:23:38,249 - We just have to keep this a secret for a few weeks. 1310 01:23:38,291 --> 01:23:39,291 - Yeah, yeah. 1311 01:23:39,333 --> 01:23:42,124 - No, seriously, can't go off at dinner, 1312 01:23:42,166 --> 01:23:44,041 you can't walk through a room with it. 1313 01:23:44,083 --> 01:23:45,625 Your dad's like the CIA. 1314 01:23:46,583 --> 01:23:48,416 - Dad'll never see it. 1315 01:23:48,458 --> 01:23:50,041 - All right, the guy said all your 1316 01:23:50,083 --> 01:23:52,792 numbers transferred, so you're good to go. 1317 01:23:52,834 --> 01:23:54,709 - Awesome. - Okay. 1318 01:24:01,125 --> 01:24:03,625 You know I'm proud of you, right? 1319 01:24:03,667 --> 01:24:04,500 - I know. 1320 01:24:06,041 --> 01:24:07,625 - I know you don't know what you wanna do yet, 1321 01:24:07,667 --> 01:24:10,375 but um, you're gonna find it. 1322 01:24:11,500 --> 01:24:12,333 - Yeah. 1323 01:24:13,291 --> 01:24:15,208 - Keep that outta sight. 1324 01:24:15,250 --> 01:24:16,083 - Thanks, Mom. 1325 01:24:20,792 --> 01:24:23,750 (birds chirping) 1326 01:24:23,792 --> 01:24:24,625 Okay. 1327 01:24:25,667 --> 01:24:28,250 - So how am I gonna explain wearing this all night? 1328 01:24:29,125 --> 01:24:32,583 - Uh, just say you're waiting for an important call. 1329 01:24:33,750 --> 01:24:34,875 - From who? 1330 01:24:34,917 --> 01:24:37,500 - I don't know, who would you get an important call from? 1331 01:24:38,750 --> 01:24:41,625 - Margot Robbie. (chuckles) 1332 01:24:41,667 --> 01:24:42,959 - Someone you know. 1333 01:24:46,001 --> 01:24:48,083 - Oh, my coach. 1334 01:24:48,125 --> 01:24:51,333 - Perfect, okay, so I'm gonna hear what Diane says 1335 01:24:51,375 --> 01:24:53,583 and then I'm gonna tell you what to say back, cool? 1336 01:24:54,542 --> 01:24:55,333 - Cool. 1337 01:24:55,375 --> 01:24:57,375 - Right, let's practice. 1338 01:24:59,208 --> 01:25:00,500 (phone vibrating) 1339 01:25:00,542 --> 01:25:01,667 - Oh, one sec. 1340 01:25:04,250 --> 01:25:05,083 Yello? 1341 01:25:06,125 --> 01:25:07,458 - Martin. - Sup. 1342 01:25:08,875 --> 01:25:09,709 - It's me. 1343 01:25:12,542 --> 01:25:14,333 - Ah (chuckling) tricky. 1344 01:25:19,083 --> 01:25:21,291 - Okay, so when you pick up the phone, 1345 01:25:21,333 --> 01:25:23,166 you can't say anything. 1346 01:25:23,208 --> 01:25:24,500 - Right. 1347 01:25:24,542 --> 01:25:28,208 - So she says, "It's a nice night tonight." 1348 01:25:29,417 --> 01:25:30,250 You say? 1349 01:25:31,333 --> 01:25:34,000 - I'd be like, "It's awesome." 1350 01:25:35,417 --> 01:25:38,083 - No, you say, 1351 01:25:39,166 --> 01:25:43,833 "It's a great night 'cause I'm here with you," say it. 1352 01:25:43,875 --> 01:25:46,250 - It's a nice night 'cause I'm here with you. 1353 01:25:47,750 --> 01:25:50,792 - "I hope this is the first of many." 1354 01:25:50,834 --> 01:25:53,000 - I hope this is the first of many. 1355 01:25:54,458 --> 01:25:56,041 It's gonna be so easy. 1356 01:25:57,792 --> 01:26:00,083 - Are you ready to have the night of your life? 1357 01:26:00,125 --> 01:26:04,542 - Yes, I am, 'cause I'm a lean, mean, bonin' machine! 1358 01:26:07,417 --> 01:26:08,833 - Not what I meant. 1359 01:26:08,875 --> 01:26:11,291 (soft music) 1360 01:26:13,959 --> 01:26:16,291 - You look really nice tonight. 1361 01:26:16,333 --> 01:26:17,792 - Thank you. 1362 01:26:17,834 --> 01:26:20,667 - I know our past dates haven't gone that well. 1363 01:26:20,709 --> 01:26:23,249 - I know our past dates haven't gone that well. 1364 01:26:23,291 --> 01:26:25,416 - [Cameron] Thank you for giving me a third chance. 1365 01:26:25,458 --> 01:26:29,166 - Thank you for giving me a third chance. 1366 01:26:29,208 --> 01:26:30,625 - Even though I don't deserve it 1367 01:26:30,667 --> 01:26:32,166 and there's probably someone more worthy 1368 01:26:32,208 --> 01:26:33,917 that should be with you tonight. 1369 01:26:33,959 --> 01:26:36,124 - Even though I really don't deserve it 1370 01:26:36,166 --> 01:26:38,249 and there's probably someone more worthy 1371 01:26:38,291 --> 01:26:39,875 who should be with you tonight? 1372 01:26:40,917 --> 01:26:43,583 - Let's not worry about the past 1373 01:26:43,625 --> 01:26:45,417 and focus on enjoying tonight, okay? 1374 01:26:47,333 --> 01:26:48,166 - Cool. 1375 01:26:50,750 --> 01:26:55,083 - Are you gonna keep your earpiece in the whole time? 1376 01:26:55,125 --> 01:26:57,333 - Uh... 1377 01:26:57,375 --> 01:26:59,541 - I'm sorry, I want you to know 1378 01:26:59,583 --> 01:27:02,124 that this evening is really important to me. 1379 01:27:02,166 --> 01:27:04,583 - Uh, I'm sorry, I want you to know 1380 01:27:04,625 --> 01:27:06,500 that this evening is really important to me. 1381 01:27:06,542 --> 01:27:07,708 - [Cameron] But I have a tryout 1382 01:27:07,750 --> 01:27:10,291 with the farm team for the Blue Jays. 1383 01:27:10,333 --> 01:27:11,875 - But I have a tryout with the farm team 1384 01:27:11,917 --> 01:27:13,083 for the Blue Jays. 1385 01:27:13,125 --> 01:27:15,458 - [Cameron] They're gonna call tonight with my start time 1386 01:27:15,500 --> 01:27:17,375 and they expect me to answer. 1387 01:27:17,417 --> 01:27:19,333 - They're gonna call tonight with my start time 1388 01:27:19,375 --> 01:27:20,834 and they expect me to answer. 1389 01:27:22,000 --> 01:27:23,166 - Well, that's amazing. 1390 01:27:24,583 --> 01:27:26,792 - I thought it would be a distraction 1391 01:27:26,834 --> 01:27:28,333 to have my phone on the table. 1392 01:27:28,375 --> 01:27:29,875 - I thought it would be a distraction 1393 01:27:29,917 --> 01:27:31,417 to have my phone at the table. 1394 01:27:32,542 --> 01:27:36,625 - Especially when my focus should be and is... 1395 01:27:38,375 --> 01:27:39,291 On you. 1396 01:27:39,333 --> 01:27:43,125 - Especially when my focus should be and is on you. 1397 01:27:44,083 --> 01:27:47,166 - See, I, I knew there'd be a sweetheart somewhere. 1398 01:27:54,542 --> 01:27:56,458 So what do you wanna do now? 1399 01:27:56,500 --> 01:27:58,333 - I'm up for anything you are. 1400 01:27:58,375 --> 01:27:59,999 - I'm up for anything you are. 1401 01:28:00,041 --> 01:28:01,541 - Anything? (car keys rattling) 1402 01:28:01,583 --> 01:28:05,166 - Well, if you're driving, I'll go wherever you take me. 1403 01:28:06,667 --> 01:28:10,291 - I have an idea, how about you drive? 1404 01:28:10,333 --> 01:28:12,458 And I'll go anywhere you take me. 1405 01:28:14,083 --> 01:28:16,583 - Martin, Martin, you gotta take her home. 1406 01:28:16,625 --> 01:28:19,124 (smooth upbeat rock music) 1407 01:28:19,166 --> 01:28:21,416 Martin. Martin? 1408 01:28:21,458 --> 01:28:22,792 Martin, take her home. 1409 01:28:23,959 --> 01:28:25,125 - So where are we going? 1410 01:28:26,542 --> 01:28:27,375 - You'll see. 1411 01:28:28,875 --> 01:28:29,834 - Can I get a hint? 1412 01:28:32,625 --> 01:28:34,917 - Um, Lover's Lane? 1413 01:28:36,250 --> 01:28:37,041 - Lover's lane? 1414 01:28:37,083 --> 01:28:39,959 No, no, no, no, no, no, not, not, not Lover's Lane, no. 1415 01:28:40,834 --> 01:28:41,667 - Okay. 1416 01:28:42,625 --> 01:28:46,625 (smooth upbeat rock continuing) 1417 01:28:53,291 --> 01:28:55,792 (smooth upbeat rock) 1418 01:28:55,834 --> 01:28:57,291 - Martin, talk to me. 1419 01:28:59,500 --> 01:29:01,250 Martin, Martin. 1420 01:29:02,834 --> 01:29:05,834 (crickets chirping) 1421 01:29:08,375 --> 01:29:09,458 - Are you nervous? 1422 01:29:10,709 --> 01:29:11,999 - No. (chuckles) 1423 01:29:12,041 --> 01:29:14,500 - Oh, so it's not the first time you've been here. 1424 01:29:18,083 --> 01:29:20,249 - I'm not looking for a hookup. 1425 01:29:20,291 --> 01:29:22,291 - I'm not looking for a hookup? 1426 01:29:24,208 --> 01:29:27,083 - Oh, this is gonna be so much more than a hookup. 1427 01:29:33,417 --> 01:29:35,750 (automatic window buzzing) 1428 01:29:35,792 --> 01:29:38,124 I've got it from here, Cameron. 1429 01:29:38,166 --> 01:29:41,166 (crickets chirping) 1430 01:29:43,750 --> 01:29:46,792 Are you ready for a life-changing experience? 1431 01:29:46,834 --> 01:29:47,667 - Oh, yeah. 1432 01:29:52,125 --> 01:29:53,208 - Ew. 1433 01:29:55,667 --> 01:29:58,333 (ominous music) 1434 01:29:59,375 --> 01:30:02,458 (ominous music rising) 1435 01:30:02,500 --> 01:30:05,417 (flesh squelching) 1436 01:30:12,083 --> 01:30:14,750 (Martin groans) 1437 01:30:15,709 --> 01:30:18,375 (ominous music) 1438 01:30:23,834 --> 01:30:25,166 - Where's Liz? 1439 01:30:25,208 --> 01:30:27,458 - You can't have your job back, buddy. 1440 01:30:27,500 --> 01:30:29,291 - Where's Liz? 1441 01:30:29,333 --> 01:30:30,875 - Look, I don't know what you said to her, 1442 01:30:30,917 --> 01:30:32,458 but she doesn't wanna see you. 1443 01:30:33,375 --> 01:30:34,208 - Is she working? 1444 01:30:38,542 --> 01:30:39,458 - No. 1445 01:30:39,500 --> 01:30:40,542 - Okay, thanks. 1446 01:30:41,583 --> 01:30:42,583 - All right, fine. 1447 01:30:44,750 --> 01:30:46,125 But on a trial basis only. 1448 01:30:47,458 --> 01:30:48,291 - What? 1449 01:30:49,291 --> 01:30:50,458 (Lenny clears throat) 1450 01:30:50,500 --> 01:30:51,959 - You can have your job back. 1451 01:30:54,834 --> 01:30:58,375 - Cam, I need to talk to you. 1452 01:30:58,417 --> 01:30:59,709 - Stay away from me. 1453 01:31:01,375 --> 01:31:03,667 - Please, just let me explain. 1454 01:31:03,709 --> 01:31:07,208 - No, no, you killed Martin and it, it was my fault and you- 1455 01:31:07,250 --> 01:31:08,291 - Martin's fine. 1456 01:31:09,458 --> 01:31:10,291 - He's alive? 1457 01:31:12,125 --> 01:31:12,959 - Sorta. 1458 01:31:18,250 --> 01:31:19,500 - What did you do to him? 1459 01:31:20,500 --> 01:31:22,083 - I made him... 1460 01:31:23,834 --> 01:31:25,083 Better. 1461 01:31:25,125 --> 01:31:27,208 - Better, better how, how is dead better? 1462 01:31:27,250 --> 01:31:30,166 - No, no, he's not dead, he's just different. 1463 01:31:31,208 --> 01:31:32,875 You know, he's just gonna live a whole lot longer 1464 01:31:32,917 --> 01:31:34,875 and his strength's gonna quadruple. 1465 01:31:34,917 --> 01:31:38,709 So he's gonna have a real shot at going pro. 1466 01:31:40,250 --> 01:31:41,542 Isn't that what he wanted? 1467 01:31:45,917 --> 01:31:47,375 Cameron, I would never hurt you. 1468 01:31:47,417 --> 01:31:50,625 - You lied, everything you've ever done is a lie. 1469 01:31:51,917 --> 01:31:52,834 - That's not true. 1470 01:31:54,125 --> 01:31:56,041 Our friendship is real. 1471 01:31:56,083 --> 01:31:58,291 The time we spent together is real, Cam. 1472 01:31:58,333 --> 01:31:59,249 - Why didn't you tell me? 1473 01:31:59,291 --> 01:32:01,083 - I tried. - Really? 1474 01:32:01,125 --> 01:32:02,541 'Cause I feel like I would've remembered, 1475 01:32:02,583 --> 01:32:05,249 "By the way, I'm a fucking vampire." 1476 01:32:05,291 --> 01:32:06,208 - That night in my bedroom, 1477 01:32:06,250 --> 01:32:08,541 I was going to tell you everything. 1478 01:32:08,583 --> 01:32:10,166 - So why didn't you? 1479 01:32:10,208 --> 01:32:10,999 It's been like two years. 1480 01:32:11,041 --> 01:32:12,541 - 'Cause I was afraid you'd react 1481 01:32:12,583 --> 01:32:13,999 like how you're reacting now. 1482 01:32:14,041 --> 01:32:16,792 (Cameron scoffs) 1483 01:32:23,208 --> 01:32:28,083 Cam, I haven't told anybody this for literally centuries. 1484 01:32:29,834 --> 01:32:30,875 - So why me? 1485 01:32:32,959 --> 01:32:34,625 - Because I love you. 1486 01:32:34,667 --> 01:32:37,291 (soft music) 1487 01:32:37,333 --> 01:32:38,458 And I knew that when I told you, 1488 01:32:38,500 --> 01:32:40,542 I would probably have to leave. 1489 01:32:42,375 --> 01:32:43,250 - You love me? 1490 01:32:47,834 --> 01:32:49,333 'Cause I've been in love with you 1491 01:32:49,375 --> 01:32:50,750 since the moment I saw you. 1492 01:32:53,709 --> 01:32:55,291 - I know. 1493 01:32:55,333 --> 01:32:58,250 (soft piano music) 1494 01:32:59,834 --> 01:33:02,834 But your love and my love are two very different things. 1495 01:33:05,000 --> 01:33:06,208 Every mortal I've ever loved, 1496 01:33:06,250 --> 01:33:08,083 I have watched get old and die. 1497 01:33:11,291 --> 01:33:13,458 I promised myself I wouldn't love again. 1498 01:33:16,208 --> 01:33:18,291 And then I met you. 1499 01:33:18,333 --> 01:33:20,792 Your heart is so pure, Cam. 1500 01:33:20,834 --> 01:33:21,667 - Really? 1501 01:33:25,750 --> 01:33:30,583 - No matter how I feel or how you feel, it's impossible. 1502 01:33:33,166 --> 01:33:35,667 I knew the more attached you got, 1503 01:33:35,709 --> 01:33:38,542 there was gonna be a day where I'd have to push you away. 1504 01:33:40,458 --> 01:33:41,458 - Why? 1505 01:33:41,500 --> 01:33:43,792 - 'Cause I'm a fucking vampire, Cameron. 1506 01:33:43,834 --> 01:33:46,708 (Cameron chuckles) 1507 01:33:46,750 --> 01:33:47,583 - There's that. 1508 01:33:53,166 --> 01:33:54,001 - I'm sorry. 1509 01:33:59,041 --> 01:34:01,542 - So what happens now? 1510 01:34:04,333 --> 01:34:07,291 - It's time for me to move on. 1511 01:34:09,041 --> 01:34:11,417 Think things here have gotten too complicated. 1512 01:34:14,333 --> 01:34:15,959 - I don't want you to go. 1513 01:34:18,250 --> 01:34:19,083 - I know. 1514 01:34:19,125 --> 01:34:21,542 (soft music) 1515 01:34:25,792 --> 01:34:28,709 (soft piano music) 1516 01:34:38,792 --> 01:34:41,542 (heels clacking) 1517 01:34:44,417 --> 01:34:45,792 - So what happens now? 1518 01:34:47,625 --> 01:34:51,416 (car door clatters) 1519 01:34:51,458 --> 01:34:53,124 (car door shuts) 1520 01:34:53,166 --> 01:34:56,166 (crickets chirping) 1521 01:35:08,709 --> 01:35:10,000 - [Victoria] Are you okay? 1522 01:35:12,709 --> 01:35:13,625 - What do you care? 1523 01:35:14,959 --> 01:35:16,958 - [Victoria] I don't, I'm just here 1524 01:35:17,000 --> 01:35:19,583 to answer any questions, now that you know. 1525 01:35:19,625 --> 01:35:22,833 (ominous music) 1526 01:35:22,875 --> 01:35:24,125 - Why didn't you tell me? 1527 01:35:25,083 --> 01:35:29,208 - I didn't know until I saw her and once I did, I... 1528 01:35:30,166 --> 01:35:32,375 I knew that you wouldn't believe me. 1529 01:35:32,417 --> 01:35:33,959 - I wish I never met you. 1530 01:35:34,792 --> 01:35:37,166 - This has nothing to do with you. 1531 01:35:38,417 --> 01:35:40,041 At least now you know why. 1532 01:35:41,083 --> 01:35:41,917 - Why what? 1533 01:35:42,792 --> 01:35:46,833 (ominous music continuing) 1534 01:35:46,875 --> 01:35:48,458 - Why she's going to die. 1535 01:35:50,208 --> 01:35:51,959 - I won't let you hurt her. 1536 01:35:52,001 --> 01:35:53,542 - Because she gave you a kiss? 1537 01:35:55,250 --> 01:35:57,959 Because she told you she loves you? 1538 01:35:58,001 --> 01:36:01,458 Don't be a fool, Cameron, she's incapable of love. 1539 01:36:01,500 --> 01:36:02,375 - I don't believe you. 1540 01:36:02,417 --> 01:36:03,417 - It doesn't matter. 1541 01:36:04,333 --> 01:36:07,917 Tonight, I will finally get my vengeance 1542 01:36:07,959 --> 01:36:11,708 and there is nothing that you can do about it. 1543 01:36:11,750 --> 01:36:13,208 - I won't let you. 1544 01:36:14,834 --> 01:36:16,417 - Your passion is sweet. 1545 01:36:17,917 --> 01:36:20,375 Don't let it get in the way. 1546 01:36:20,417 --> 01:36:23,291 Think about how your parents would feel childless. 1547 01:36:27,041 --> 01:36:32,041 Now you're gonna help me one final time. 1548 01:36:32,667 --> 01:36:35,875 (chilling music) 1549 01:36:35,917 --> 01:36:37,833 (door clatters) 1550 01:36:37,875 --> 01:36:39,541 - Where are you going? 1551 01:36:39,583 --> 01:36:41,583 My parents don't know you're here. 1552 01:36:41,625 --> 01:36:43,917 - They went out. (giggles) 1553 01:36:43,959 --> 01:36:44,792 - What? 1554 01:36:45,834 --> 01:36:47,166 How do you know? 1555 01:36:52,083 --> 01:36:53,083 So where are they? 1556 01:36:54,250 --> 01:36:55,708 - Dinner and a movie. 1557 01:36:55,750 --> 01:36:58,333 I told your dad to let your mom pick both. 1558 01:36:58,375 --> 01:37:00,333 - Please just tell me what you're doing 1559 01:37:00,375 --> 01:37:02,458 and why all the candles. 1560 01:37:02,500 --> 01:37:06,875 - We're about to find out if Diane really loves you. 1561 01:37:06,917 --> 01:37:07,750 - What? 1562 01:37:10,750 --> 01:37:12,000 - If she does, 1563 01:37:13,792 --> 01:37:15,708 she'll know that you're about to die. 1564 01:37:15,750 --> 01:37:17,166 (chilling music) 1565 01:37:17,208 --> 01:37:19,875 (crickets chirping) 1566 01:37:19,917 --> 01:37:20,750 - Get out. 1567 01:37:30,959 --> 01:37:34,625 - I don't know what you did to me, but it's awesome. 1568 01:37:34,667 --> 01:37:37,208 - You're welcome. - Pew! 1569 01:37:37,250 --> 01:37:39,208 - Aha, I knew it! 1570 01:37:40,083 --> 01:37:42,124 - What are you doing here? 1571 01:37:42,166 --> 01:37:47,083 - I knew that Cameron could never be with, with you. 1572 01:37:48,333 --> 01:37:50,416 - You don't know what you're talking about. 1573 01:37:50,458 --> 01:37:52,416 - I know that you're a vampire. 1574 01:37:52,458 --> 01:37:55,249 You're turning all your little friends into vampires. 1575 01:37:55,291 --> 01:37:56,375 - Do you? 1576 01:37:56,417 --> 01:37:59,166 - And I'm gonna tell everyone. 1577 01:38:00,709 --> 01:38:03,625 - Oh, bro, you fucked up. 1578 01:38:03,667 --> 01:38:06,208 (chilling music) 1579 01:38:06,250 --> 01:38:07,959 - No, no, no, no, no! 1580 01:38:09,583 --> 01:38:12,083 No, no, no. (flesh squelching) 1581 01:38:12,125 --> 01:38:14,333 - You don't have to do this. 1582 01:38:14,375 --> 01:38:16,834 - I've waited 200 years for this night. 1583 01:38:17,750 --> 01:38:19,458 - What happens if she doesn't show up? 1584 01:38:19,500 --> 01:38:21,416 (door slams) (dramatic beat) 1585 01:38:21,458 --> 01:38:22,792 - Cameron. 1586 01:38:22,834 --> 01:38:23,917 - Diane, run. - Whoa. 1587 01:38:26,709 --> 01:38:28,208 - You don't need to hurt him. 1588 01:38:28,250 --> 01:38:31,249 - I have no interest in hurting Cameron. 1589 01:38:31,291 --> 01:38:33,083 He's actually been very helpful. 1590 01:38:35,667 --> 01:38:37,917 It's you that I want. (Cameron grunts) 1591 01:38:37,959 --> 01:38:40,416 (dramatic music) 1592 01:38:40,458 --> 01:38:41,750 - I know who you are. 1593 01:38:43,250 --> 01:38:45,583 - [Victoria] Then you know that I'm here to kill you. 1594 01:38:45,625 --> 01:38:46,583 (Cameron grunts) 1595 01:38:46,625 --> 01:38:47,959 (candle holder thuds) - Doh! 1596 01:38:48,001 --> 01:38:51,001 (crickets chirping) 1597 01:38:51,875 --> 01:38:53,500 (candle holder thuds) 1598 01:38:53,542 --> 01:38:55,458 (Diane growls) 1599 01:38:55,500 --> 01:38:58,375 (Diane and Victoria grunting) 1600 01:38:58,417 --> 01:39:00,458 Whoa. (Diane thuds) 1601 01:39:00,500 --> 01:39:04,041 - You took the man I love 1602 01:39:04,917 --> 01:39:07,416 and you cursed my life. (Diane gasping) 1603 01:39:07,458 --> 01:39:09,125 - You don't know the whole story. 1604 01:39:10,291 --> 01:39:14,500 (Diane screams) (intense music) 1605 01:39:14,542 --> 01:39:18,375 (Diane and Victoria grunting) 1606 01:39:20,375 --> 01:39:24,249 (Victoria and Cameron grunting) 1607 01:39:24,291 --> 01:39:27,583 (ominous music) 1608 01:39:27,625 --> 01:39:29,375 - Only one of us leaves here alive. 1609 01:39:30,208 --> 01:39:31,458 (intense music) 1610 01:39:31,500 --> 01:39:33,208 (Cameron grunts) (blade stabs) 1611 01:39:33,250 --> 01:39:35,959 (dramatic music) 1612 01:39:42,625 --> 01:39:44,667 (Victoria grunts) (flesh squelches) 1613 01:39:44,709 --> 01:39:48,375 You're trying my patience, Cameron. 1614 01:39:49,458 --> 01:39:51,333 (intense music) 1615 01:39:51,375 --> 01:39:54,124 (Diane screams) (objects clattering) 1616 01:39:54,166 --> 01:39:55,625 (blade stabs) 1617 01:39:55,667 --> 01:39:58,333 (Diane and Victoria grunting) 1618 01:39:58,375 --> 01:39:59,917 (Victoria shrieks) 1619 01:39:59,959 --> 01:40:03,542 (intense music continuing) 1620 01:40:06,750 --> 01:40:08,583 (Victoria grunts) 1621 01:40:08,625 --> 01:40:11,792 If you're gonna kill me, then just do it. 1622 01:40:11,834 --> 01:40:15,333 I will not beg for my life from you. 1623 01:40:15,375 --> 01:40:17,333 - Not until you know the truth. 1624 01:40:18,417 --> 01:40:21,917 My master was vicious. 1625 01:40:23,208 --> 01:40:27,709 He ruled our clan into a pack of murderous vagrants. 1626 01:40:29,542 --> 01:40:31,834 I met your master when he was passing through. 1627 01:40:32,959 --> 01:40:35,834 He told me all about you and your clan. 1628 01:40:37,001 --> 01:40:39,709 I told him how I was forced to serve my master. 1629 01:40:40,750 --> 01:40:45,333 He convinced me to join your clan, and I accepted. 1630 01:40:48,375 --> 01:40:51,834 He gave me his blood, your blood. 1631 01:40:53,667 --> 01:40:55,166 - When my master found out, 1632 01:40:57,500 --> 01:41:00,750 they tracked us down and they killed him. 1633 01:41:03,625 --> 01:41:07,041 I fled, as far as I could get away. 1634 01:41:10,458 --> 01:41:12,500 (blade clangs) 1635 01:41:12,542 --> 01:41:15,041 (soft music) 1636 01:41:23,917 --> 01:41:27,833 - I'm sorry, there's no way that I could've known. 1637 01:41:27,875 --> 01:41:28,709 - I know. 1638 01:41:30,291 --> 01:41:31,758 - We're the last of our clan, blood sisters. 1639 01:41:35,750 --> 01:41:37,208 - Blood lovers. 1640 01:41:37,250 --> 01:41:40,583 (soft music continuing) 1641 01:41:47,792 --> 01:41:49,208 - Hot. 1642 01:41:54,250 --> 01:41:56,000 - We can rebuild our family. 1643 01:41:57,792 --> 01:42:01,542 - I don't know what just happened, but it was awesome, yeah! 1644 01:42:09,041 --> 01:42:10,041 - So what now? 1645 01:42:14,083 --> 01:42:16,500 Were you really gonna kill me if Diane didn't show up? 1646 01:42:18,250 --> 01:42:21,208 - There was no way that she wasn't gonna come and save you. 1647 01:42:22,208 --> 01:42:25,208 (crickets chirping) 1648 01:42:26,041 --> 01:42:29,417 - If you hadn't met me, would you have found her? 1649 01:42:30,500 --> 01:42:35,458 Sorta lucky, staying next door and me seeing you undress. 1650 01:42:35,500 --> 01:42:37,917 (soft music) 1651 01:42:40,959 --> 01:42:43,375 Were you staying next door because of me, 1652 01:42:43,417 --> 01:42:44,542 it was all planned out? 1653 01:42:46,083 --> 01:42:48,875 - Almost, I didn't really plan 1654 01:42:48,917 --> 01:42:51,416 on you rejecting my seduction. 1655 01:42:51,458 --> 01:42:53,166 It's never really happened before. 1656 01:42:54,625 --> 01:42:55,500 - It wasn't you. 1657 01:42:57,417 --> 01:42:58,250 - You love her. 1658 01:43:01,125 --> 01:43:03,458 - I did have fun killing bad vampires with you. 1659 01:43:06,250 --> 01:43:07,083 - Me too. 1660 01:43:10,000 --> 01:43:11,166 Bye, Cam. 1661 01:43:14,375 --> 01:43:15,208 - Hey, 1662 01:43:17,959 --> 01:43:19,583 what happened to Miss Carpenter? 1663 01:43:21,583 --> 01:43:23,250 - Well, she's gonna be just fine. 1664 01:43:25,250 --> 01:43:26,625 Better than ever, actually. 1665 01:43:30,166 --> 01:43:33,083 (soft piano music) 1666 01:43:37,208 --> 01:43:37,808 - Hi. 1667 01:43:43,375 --> 01:43:45,834 - I still don't understand why you have to leave. 1668 01:43:47,959 --> 01:43:49,458 - It's time for me to move on. 1669 01:43:51,000 --> 01:43:53,333 Things have gotten too complicated for me here. 1670 01:43:57,875 --> 01:43:59,959 - I don't want you to go. 1671 01:44:00,792 --> 01:44:01,625 - I know. 1672 01:44:04,750 --> 01:44:06,458 But you have to move on too. 1673 01:44:09,667 --> 01:44:10,500 - It just sucks. 1674 01:44:12,542 --> 01:44:14,792 - You have a whole amazing life ahead of you. 1675 01:44:16,291 --> 01:44:17,875 - We could have an amazing life. 1676 01:44:20,166 --> 01:44:21,709 - We can't, it's not possible. 1677 01:44:28,750 --> 01:44:30,001 But I will see you again. 1678 01:44:31,959 --> 01:44:32,792 - When? 1679 01:44:33,959 --> 01:44:37,500 - When you need me most, I'll be there. 1680 01:44:39,792 --> 01:44:42,208 (soft music) 1681 01:44:53,625 --> 01:44:54,458 - Hey, Cam. 1682 01:44:57,542 --> 01:44:58,500 So, uh... 1683 01:45:01,125 --> 01:45:02,333 I'm a vampire now. 1684 01:45:03,709 --> 01:45:04,500 - I can see that. 1685 01:45:04,542 --> 01:45:08,001 - Yeah, and you know here, 1686 01:45:09,375 --> 01:45:11,792 someone's gonna have to watch over the store, so, 1687 01:45:15,750 --> 01:45:17,291 tell Liz the job is hers. 1688 01:45:19,917 --> 01:45:20,834 - You got it. 1689 01:45:23,709 --> 01:45:25,375 - Hey, guys, can I come? 1690 01:45:27,709 --> 01:45:29,166 - Come on. 1691 01:45:29,208 --> 01:45:30,041 - Yeah, oh my god. 1692 01:45:31,667 --> 01:45:34,667 (crickets chirping) 1693 01:45:48,375 --> 01:45:51,125 (birds chirping) 1694 01:45:54,625 --> 01:45:58,375 (light uplifting rock music) 1695 01:46:03,917 --> 01:46:05,333 - Mother, Father. 1696 01:46:06,250 --> 01:46:10,792 (refrigerator door clatters) Ah. 1697 01:46:10,834 --> 01:46:12,541 - Sit. - I have somewhere to be. 1698 01:46:12,583 --> 01:46:16,208 You're not going anywhere till you have something real. 1699 01:46:19,125 --> 01:46:20,667 - Raisins. 1700 01:46:20,709 --> 01:46:24,125 - It's been three weeks, got any plans? 1701 01:46:26,500 --> 01:46:28,083 - Yep. 1702 01:46:28,125 --> 01:46:28,959 - Really? 1703 01:46:29,834 --> 01:46:31,875 - That's great, you wanna share the news? 1704 01:46:34,542 --> 01:46:35,792 - I'm gonna be a writer. 1705 01:46:37,291 --> 01:46:40,625 - Sweetie, English wasn't one of your best subjects. 1706 01:46:40,667 --> 01:46:41,999 - Almost didn't graduate high school 1707 01:46:42,041 --> 01:46:44,041 because you can't spell. 1708 01:46:44,083 --> 01:46:47,001 - But it's storytelling, not high school. 1709 01:46:48,041 --> 01:46:50,124 - He's right, software can help him 1710 01:46:50,166 --> 01:46:52,249 with all that grammar stuff. 1711 01:46:52,291 --> 01:46:55,001 - You're 20 years old, what are you gonna write about? 1712 01:46:56,583 --> 01:46:57,417 - Vampires. 1713 01:46:58,542 --> 01:47:01,542 - Vampires? - Vampires. 1714 01:47:02,917 --> 01:47:04,417 - Lesbian vampires. 1715 01:47:07,458 --> 01:47:08,458 All right, I'm late. 1716 01:47:10,041 --> 01:47:12,625 You really shouldn't be riding your bike in the rain. 1717 01:47:12,667 --> 01:47:14,083 - [Cameron] I'll see you tonight. 1718 01:47:17,834 --> 01:47:20,917 - Would you read a book about lesbian vampires? 1719 01:47:20,959 --> 01:47:21,792 - No. 1720 01:47:23,750 --> 01:47:24,959 But I'd watch the movie. 1721 01:47:28,041 --> 01:47:30,625 (rain tapping) 1722 01:47:32,917 --> 01:47:35,458 (Liz exhales) 1723 01:47:38,458 --> 01:47:40,750 - Hey, can I talk to you for a moment? 1724 01:47:42,250 --> 01:47:43,333 - Go away, Cameron. 1725 01:47:45,250 --> 01:47:47,124 - I'm sorry, I know what I did was shitty, 1726 01:47:47,166 --> 01:47:48,583 but if you just give me a few moments, 1727 01:47:48,625 --> 01:47:50,959 I can, I can explain everything. 1728 01:47:51,792 --> 01:47:54,208 - I'll give you 30 seconds 1729 01:47:54,250 --> 01:47:56,375 and if I don't like your story, 1730 01:47:56,417 --> 01:47:58,208 I never wanna see you again. 1731 01:47:59,083 --> 01:47:59,917 - Okay. 1732 01:48:03,083 --> 01:48:04,375 - Clock started. 1733 01:48:04,417 --> 01:48:08,875 - Oh, okay, so the girl next door, 1734 01:48:08,917 --> 01:48:10,833 she was actually a vampire 1735 01:48:10,875 --> 01:48:12,541 and she was here to kill all these other vampires 1736 01:48:12,583 --> 01:48:14,333 that had killed her master, lover, 1737 01:48:14,375 --> 01:48:15,458 I didn't really get all the details. 1738 01:48:15,500 --> 01:48:17,792 But she really wanted me to help. 1739 01:48:17,834 --> 01:48:18,667 And I didn't really wanna help her, 1740 01:48:18,709 --> 01:48:20,291 but my dad insisted I did, and I was like, okay, okay, 1741 01:48:20,333 --> 01:48:22,208 and then I had to help her, and then, 1742 01:48:22,250 --> 01:48:23,166 okay, for the next few nights, 1743 01:48:23,208 --> 01:48:24,375 we were killing all these vampires, right? 1744 01:48:24,417 --> 01:48:25,792 We were shootin' 'em, we were killin' 'em. 1745 01:48:25,834 --> 01:48:27,166 And then, and then on top of that, Martin, 1746 01:48:27,208 --> 01:48:30,208 he was actually also a vampire, crazy, right? 1747 01:48:30,250 --> 01:48:31,875 But he was, he was into Diane. 1748 01:48:31,917 --> 01:48:32,999 Then, then, then they were starting 1749 01:48:33,041 --> 01:48:34,500 to fight each other... Okay. 1750 01:48:37,291 --> 01:48:40,416 I'll give you a D for honesty. 1751 01:48:40,458 --> 01:48:44,166 Um, I'll give you an F for how you treated me. 1752 01:48:45,333 --> 01:48:46,208 - Yeah. 1753 01:48:47,500 --> 01:48:50,166 - But I'll give you a B plus for that story. 1754 01:48:50,208 --> 01:48:52,667 Sounds like you really put some thought into that bullshit. 1755 01:48:52,709 --> 01:48:55,208 (light music) 1756 01:48:58,875 --> 01:49:00,333 - It was all true. 1757 01:49:00,375 --> 01:49:03,792 (bright uplifting music) 1758 01:49:07,834 --> 01:49:09,208 - You coming in? 1759 01:49:09,250 --> 01:49:10,959 It's raining pretty hard out here. 1760 01:49:14,166 --> 01:49:15,000 - Okay. 1761 01:49:16,125 --> 01:49:20,458 ♪ (indistinct) That I found you ♪ 1762 01:49:20,500 --> 01:49:24,458 ♪ Don't want another, yeah, don't want another but ♪ 1763 01:49:24,500 --> 01:49:28,750 ♪ I'm still trying not to jump to ♪ 1764 01:49:28,792 --> 01:49:32,458 ♪ Swim to the others, walk back to my mother ♪ 1765 01:49:32,500 --> 01:49:36,583 ♪ And I'm just (indistinct) ♪ 1766 01:49:36,625 --> 01:49:41,083 ♪ So that I don't want another, why even bother ♪ 1767 01:49:41,125 --> 01:49:45,541 ♪ (indistinct) That I found you ♪ 1768 01:49:45,583 --> 01:49:49,541 ♪ Don't want another, yeah, don't want another ♪ 1769 01:49:49,583 --> 01:49:54,500 ♪ And I fall into you ♪ 1770 01:49:57,500 --> 01:50:00,959 (music drowns out lyrics) 1771 01:50:06,333 --> 01:50:10,875 ♪ I can't wait until I get the room ♪ 1772 01:50:10,917 --> 01:50:12,333 ♪ Yeah, I don't want a ♪